We lied somewhere in the middle of that headline there. The Kardashian sisters – Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe – are soulless.
The three eldest sisters in the Kardashian/Jenner family will mercilessly shill any product for which the marketing team come equipped with a chequebook and sufficient pen ink; lending their names to everything from workout shoes, to diet pills, to burgers, to (now defunct) debit cards.
There’s laughably little ability to discern one product from another. It’s almost as though they’re thrown products and each one they catch, they win +1 Internets, which they can exchange for goods and services of their choices at any number of high end retails.
Moreover, we’d hazard a guess that they’d struggle to name the simultaneous things they’re shilling.
Kim: ZOMG, you guys. Buy these non-descript 100% herbal diet pills, the name of which slips my mind; they will make you poop until you’re ?-a-stone thinner.
Kourtney: Wow, did you know that clumsily-priced debit cards are the must-have this holiday season? Oh, wait…
Khloe: OMG, some one’s paying attention to me! Even with the prettier ones standing right there! Buy this book, and such.
Anything short of their own sex dolls or hard drugs is on the table.
In an interview with Pop Eater, promoting their horrid-sounding book, they share the types of products they’ve turned down in the past.
No, we’re not drinking on a snowy afternoon – with the excuse of keeping warm. The three actually had answers, when asked whether there were any products they would not promote.
In quotes we haven’t sarcastically made up, this time:
On whether they turn endorsement offers down: [Khloe] ?I've been offered sex stuff like vibrators.’ [Kourtney] I was offered lubes because when you're breastfeeding it makes you dry.? [Kim] ?Eww. I've been offered butt enhancement pills.? [Kourtney elaborates so far as a cartoon show deal] ?We've been in talks for that.?
Three types of product they’ll not promote. Three.
Sex toys, sex lube, and bottom-growing pills.
We’re going to need that in writing.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so three stinkin’ cheers for that.
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stan says
Perhaps if we stopped paying attention to them, they’d just go away…
Cookie Monster says
[Kourtney] I was offered lubes because when you