Massive news. Seriously. Forget all that News Corp guff. This is the biggie. Honest it is. We’re literally coming down with a dose of The News. Basically, Bigger Than The Beatles, Glee, is going to lose its two biggest stars.
Stars that just happened to be shaped exactly like Lea Michele and Cory Monteith. And someone called Chris Colfer.
This trio are going to make a hasty exit at the end of season three, presumably getting off before people grow tired of the show and stop watching it. Which you will. Despite what you say, you’ll soon give up on it and say “it’s not as good as it used to be”, despite the format remaining exactly the same forever and ever, amen.
So while you pathetic imbeciles wipe away your tears, everyone at Glee is trying to work out if the show can carry on without its most recognisable stars.
So why are they leaving? Well, bizarrely, it’s to do with keeping the show ‘realistic’, because of course, Glee is famed for being gritty and real.
Ryan Murphy, who created the godawful programme that continually gets away with butchering records that you may or may not like, has revealed that Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel will all graduate at the end of the third season.
He explained:
“You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticise you for not being realistic, or you can be really true to life and say when they started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at the end of their senior year.”
Yup. That’s how realistic it is. Despite the fact that the cast are all averaging 40 years old or something.
“We made that decision and I involved Chris and Lea and they thought that was a good idea.
“They both trust the writing and trust me and felt that it would be great to have an open and closed experience for them to go out while they were on top.”
We can only hope the ending for them includes some kind of fireball or a New Directions obsessed mass-murderer who writes ‘Healter Skelter’ and ‘Piggies’ on the locker room wall in their blood.
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dog wover says
I wish you would stop writing articles on shows I’ve never bothered to watch
Jon says
I wish he’d run a check for basic grammar and spelling before he posts. Neither of these things is going to happen.