They are the babes we’d all like to boldly go with – the hottest women to ever appear in Star Trek.
But compiling a list of the sexiest ever was never going to be easy. With all its different incarnations and the sheer volume of life-forms Captain Kirk alone has sullied, it’s certainly a tough job. But Hecklerspray has never been one to shirk a challenge and is prepared to risk the wrath of Trekkies across the world by compiling a list of lovelies that are the envy of the galaxy.
And we are pretty happy with the results. Put it this way, we’d certainly love to get our hands on their tricorders. However, we are sure you will have your own suggestions. As always, please let us know of any glaring omissions – not that you need any encouragement, you pedantic, miserable bastards.
And before you ask, we have not included the upcoming Star Trek film, which is due to be released next year. So the names Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Morrison have not been added to the list this time, but would certainly come into contention next time if we decided to do this list again.
Anyway, set your phasers to stun and enjoy.
26. Tasha Yar (Denise Michelle Crosby)
Next Generation
A personal favourite, but, sadly, the frankly blokeish haircut bumped our dear Tasha down the list.
25. Marta (Yvonne Craig)
Original series
Batgirl as a green-skinned slave girl – what’s not to like?
24. Dr Helen Noel (Marianna Hill)
Original Series
Love her bedside manner.
23. Droxine (Diana Ewing)
Original Series
One of the most elegant actresses to pass through the series.
22. Nona (Nancy Kovack)
Original Series
Played a Kanutu medicine woman in A Private Little War, but is possible more famous for her role as Medea in Jason And The Argonauts.
21. Lt. Saavik (Kirstie Alley)
Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan
Yeah, we know, but there is little doubt she was a fine-looking woman in her early years.
20. Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
Original series
Received the benefit of Doctor McCoy‘s bedside manner.
19. Nyota Uhura (Nichelle Nichols)
Original series
No Star Trek list would be complete without her. A true legend.
18. Kelinda (Barbara Bouchet)
Original Series
Played Kelinda in the original series, but is possibly more famous for playing Miss Moneypenny in the 60s spoof version of Casino Royale.
17. Kara (Marj Dusay)
Original series
Watch out for this temptress, a glorified zombie itching to steal your brain!
16. Ensign Ro Laren (Michelle Forbes)
Next Generation
A rebel, unliked by many, and ultimately a traitor. Shame on you Ensign Ro, but how can we say no?
15. B’elanna Torres (Roxann Dawson)
Voyager
Klingon ridges and her temper work against B’elanna, although we bet she’s feisty in the bedroom.
14. Beverly Crusher (Gates Macfadden)
Next Generation
A redhead and MILF to boot. What more could you ask for?
13. Ishara Yar (Beth Toussaint)
Next Generation
Tasha’s sister has the body of a champion whippet
12. Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
Original Series
As Kirk says, she was “too beautiful to ignore” and “too much woman”. We certainly agree Kirk.
11. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis)
Next Generation
England’s very own Marina Sirtisis loved by fans for her voluptuous figure, skin tight bunny suit and the fact she’d sleep with anyone or anything.
10. Anij (Donna Murphy)
Star Trek: Insurrection
A looker for her age (over 300 years old). If Picard didn’t have his eyes already set on Anij, you know you’d want a piece of that action.
9. Ezri Dax (Nicole de Boer)
Deep Space Nine
Essentially, Jadzia Dax version 2, which can’t be all bad.
8. Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)
Original series
Kissing Kirk was not part of her programming. What can we say, programmes are there to be hacked. Better still that costume doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
7. Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd)
Next Generation
Ensign Lefler lives by her own rules, Sadly, one of them being #22: Never date a co-worker. Too bad Wesley (Crusher)
6. Kes (Jennifer Lien)
Voyager
Youthful and Innocent, just about the cutest elf you’ll find this side of the Delta Quadrant
5. Hoshi Sato (Linda Park)
Enterprise
Sultry and smart, knowing over 40 languages is a good workout for the mouth if you catch our drift.
4. Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell)
Deep Space Nine
A very hot woman who attracted the attentions of Bashir and ultimately Worf. Slight turn-off: her multiple personalities, call it what you will.
3. Kamala (Famke Janssen)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Simply stunning and a real favourite at Hecklerspray Towers.
2. T’Pol (Jolene Blalock)
Enterprise
A Trellium-D addict, which is great for lowering her inhibitions.
1. Seven of 9 (Jeri Ryan)
Voyager
Seven of 9? More like 10 out of 10.
Honorable mentions:
Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall)
Kira Nerys (Nana Visitor)
[story by Michael Chenucha]
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Hello? Where’s the young Q from TNG? Olivia D’Abo FTW!
What about Chief B. G. Robinson? Teri Hatcher when she was 23!
Enjoyed the list but it was out done by someone on either meth or crack. Are u kiddin’ me???? The following were bucket head picks and make the list a joke–
16. M. Forbes–always an average looking beauty…
15. R. Dawson–A diversity pick??
14. Gates McFadden–I love redheads but she just does not cut it. Is she your grandma?
13. Beth Toussaint–Ok face–NO/FLAT BUTT.
11.M. Sirtis–Always overrated–See #13.
9. Nicole de Boer–Looks like a 12 yr old boy. Why penalize Crosby for the haircut but not this one? At least Crosby is pretty.
7. Ashley Judd–I love A.J, but #7?? In the Original Series, she would have barely gotten noticed!
6.,5.,–Uhggggg!!! R u kiddin’ me????? Did their respective agents do this list?????
2. Jolene Blalock–Ok, so what; she showed some ‘tit. That gets her in the top 10?????
1. I love Jeri Ryan, and I’m not going to argue w/ putting her #1–to each his own. But let;s face it: she owes her No. 1 spot to wardrobe…
[THIS COMMENT WAS A BIT RACIST SO WE CHANGED IT]
I’ve seen things you might not like. I have personal preferences that make me an intolerant blight on society.
You changed it to an insult to prove how “tolerant” libtards are?
Jadzia is number 1 in my book! She’s hot, funny, cool, gorgeous, smart, confident. A real woman!!! I also like 7 of 9 and where’s the hell is Kira?
Jadzia Dax is pure fire! She’s by far the sexiest trek babe. She also has an amazing personality! I also like 7 of 9, Deanna Troi and Kira Nerys!
Sito Jaxa is hottest
Miramanee (sp?) from “The Paradise Syndrome” (original series). Kirk impregnated her while he thought he was ‘Kerok’ and Spock was trying to deflect the asteroid.
I thought Famke Janssen from Star Trek: TNG episode “The Perfect Mate” looked incredible…as she did in X-Men as Phoenix
Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) AKA “Commander Cleavage” has a misshapen ass. NOT HOT!
Susan Oliver, Elizabeth Dehner, Kim Darby, Barbara Anderson, Rhae & Alyce Andrece , Judy McConnell, Lycia Naff, Olivia d’Abo and Julie Parrish should all be listed here. They’re hot!
Jadzia Dax is amazing! My only star trek crush
Where’s Leeta? Leeta should have been top 10 easily.
Susan Oliver (Flew a Lear jet too)
Susan Oliver! The ORIGINAL Star Trek babe (and green-skinned girl). Also JoAnne Linville as the Romulan Commander. I am biased in favor of TOS because I watched it with my dad (when it first aired) when I was four.
Susan Oliver was gorgeous to me as a little guy (and still is). Yvonne Craig – fantastic too! Being a green-skinned Star Trek babe is a badge of honor (but there is little to pin the badge on…).
The green chick is iconic, she must be higher on the list. She establishes Geek Sexual fantasy.
You gotta be effing kidding me. Shana (Angelique Pettyjohn) from The Gamesters of Triskelion (TOS) is WAY freaking hotter than at least half of your choices.
Where is Kate Mulgrew???
—> fail
I find this hard to masturbate to.
This is a bit of a sad discussion toget involved in,
but Terry Farrell is by far the hottest girl to ever be in Star Trek – EVER!
With the exception of Zoe Saldana in the reboot.
I simply can’t believe the inclusion of the likes of Crusher, Troi, Kes, Torres, Anij, Kara.
Your eyes are painted on mate. You may as well say you just want to do any woman that’s ever been in Star Trek.
Where (out of curiosity) would you draw the line – a tribble, or that moist layer that calls us ‘bags of mostly water’?
Oh yeah, those Klingon sisters from TNG had cracking norks.
Star Trek list of hotness:
1- T’Pol
2- Seven of Nine
3- Hoshi
4- B’elonna
5- Troi
6- Jadzia Dax
7- Ezri Dax
8- Kess
9- Uhura
10-Kira
11- Janeway
12-Christine Chapel
13- Tasha Yar
14- Dr Crusher
15- Pulanski
16-Guinan
Ishara Yar
Yeoman Janice Rand
Dr Helen Noel
Droxine
Marta
Nona
Lt. Saavik
Tonia Barrows
Kelinda
Kara
Ensign Ro Laren
B’elanna Torres
Yeoman Janice Rand
Deanna Troi
Anij
Ezri Dax
Android Andrea
Ensign Robin Lefler
Hoshi Sato
Kamala
Keiko O’Brien
Andorian shen and zhen . Names?
Klingon Females. Names?
Quarks mother
Romulan Babes
Lieutenant Valeris
This list needs editing, I’ll have to number them all in a new order.
Any list I’ve seen is incomplete.
updated but not finished
Star Trek list of hotness:
1- T’Pol
2- Seven of Nine
3- Hoshi Sato
4- Keiko O’Brien
5- Deanna Troi
6- Jadzia Dax
7- Ezri Dax
8- Kess
9- Nyota Uhura
10-Kira N
11- Janeway
12-Christine Chapel
13- Tasha Yar
14- Dr Crusher
15- Lieutenant Valeris
16-Amanda Rogers
17- I-shara Yar
18- Yeoman Janice Rand
19- Dr Helen Noel
20- Droxine
21- Marta
22- Nona
23- Lt. Saavik
24- Tonia Barrows
25- Kelinda
26- Kara
27- Ensign Ro Laren
28- B’elanna Torres
29- Yeoman Janice Rand
30- Nyota Uhura – Zoe Saldana
31- Anij
32- Romulan Babes
33- Android Andrea
34- Ensign Robin Lefler
35- Winona Kirk
36- Kamala
37- Guinan
38- Pulanski
39- Klingon Females. Names?
40- Quarks mother
My new list is up to 48.
Deanna Troi, but not her mother
That’s all.
Is it Amanda Rodgers, she was in an episode where Capt Kirk and her are in a cave, she is left behind forever when Kirk is rescued. Very romantic episode.
A lot like Grace Whitney, always soft focus, but way more personality. Hotter than any on babes on these lists. She was the one.
Who knows who that beautiful woman was.
I think she was majoret harltley? sure i messed up the spelling…
Honorable Mention for Kira Nerys? I’m sorry but they come no hotter then the Major.
Ensign Graham (Mona Grudt) from TNG 4:18.
Brief appearance, but memorable…
Looking at faces and not bodies, I would argue that Ashley Judd is the absolute best looking one there. Her face is perfect; it actually looks like the output of one of those studies where they blended a lot of females faces together and found that the average/blended faces were ranked more attractive by experimental subjects.
I also think 8′s face is quite attractive.
Isn’t there some Ben Franklin quote about chosing a girl based on her face and not her body because you only see her naked occasionally but you look at her face all the time?
I just saw the episode with Beth Toussaint the other day…OMG she is stunning, 1984 Linda Hamilton’s twin. I would have ranked her number one, followed by Olivia d’Abo who is conspicuously absent from this list. Kira Nerys should also definitely be on here. Great call on Andrea Android, I’ve never forgotten how hot she was.
What about Chief O’Brien’s wife?? She is hot also. Most Asian females are very beautiful!! She also starred in “Where Dreams May Come.”
I don’t find Asian people good looking and they more or less all look alike, but I think the list is ok though. M Hill who played Dr Noel should be higher on the list as well as the original Uhura. Gates McF always looked old to me.
Wow, that doesn’t sound racist at all
Jadzia is definately number one, I like Deanna Troi but in what world is she hotter than as Worf rightly put it, ‘The Magnificant Jadzia Dax’???
How is Crewman Cutler from Enterprise never on these lists? Hottest ST girl ever, and the only good thing about that show!
T’Pol is easily #1 hands down, Seven Of Nine #2. I thought the holodeck babe Minuet should have been in there
Minuet? Really? That episode’s homage to cheesy 80′s club jazz was bad enough. But calling a random, middle-aged medical examiner from Law & Order hot? Better adjust your jheri-curl toupee. I think it’s too tight.
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