The 26 Hottest Star Trek Babes
Then buzz it up
October 7th, 2008 at 10:30 by hecklerspray staff
They are the babes we’d all like to boldly go with – the hottest women to ever appear in Star Trek.
But compiling a list of the sexiest ever was never going to be easy. With all its different incarnations and the sheer volume of life-forms Captain Kirk alone has sullied, it’s certainly a tough job. But Hecklerspray has never been one to shirk a challenge and is prepared to risk the wrath of Trekkies across the world by compiling a list of lovelies that are the envy of the galaxy.
And we are pretty happy with the results. Put it this way, we’d certainly love to get our hands on their tricorders. However, we are sure you will have your own suggestions. As always, please let us know of any glaring omissions – not that you need any encouragement, you pedantic, miserable bastards.
And before you ask, we have not included the upcoming Star Trek film, which is due to be released next year. So the names Zoe Saldana and Jennifer Morrison have not been added to the list this time, but would certainly come into contention next time if we decided to do this list again.
Anyway, set your phasers to stun and enjoy.
26. Tasha Yar (Denise Michelle Crosby)
Next Generation
A personal favourite, but, sadly, the frankly blokeish haircut bumped our dear Tasha down the list.
25. Marta (Yvonne Craig)
Original series
Batgirl as a green-skinned slave girl – what’s not to like?
24. Dr Helen Noel (Marianna Hill)
Original Series
Love her bedside manner.
23. Droxine (Diana Ewing)
Original Series
One of the most elegant actresses to pass through the series.
22. Nona (Nancy Kovack)
Original Series
Played a Kanutu medicine woman in A Private Little War, but is possible more famous for her role as Medea in Jason And The Argonauts.
21. Lt. Saavik (Kirstie Alley)
Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan
Yeah, we know, but there is little doubt she was a fine-looking woman in her early years.
20. Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
Original series
Received the benefit of Doctor McCoy’s bedside manner.
19. Nyota Uhura (Nichelle Nichols)
Original series
No Star Trek list would be complete without her. A true legend.
18. Kelinda (Barbara Bouchet)
Original Series
Played Kelinda in the original series, but is possibly more famous for playing Miss Moneypenny in the 60s spoof version of Casino Royale.
17. Kara (Marj Dusay)
Original series
Watch out for this temptress, a glorified zombie itching to steal your brain!
16. Ensign Ro Laren (Michelle Forbes)
Next Generation
A rebel, unliked by many, and ultimately a traitor. Shame on you Ensign Ro, but how can we say no?
15. B’elanna Torres (Roxann Dawson)
Voyager
Klingon ridges and her temper work against B’elanna, although we bet she’s feisty in the bedroom.
14. Beverly Crusher (Gates Macfadden)
Next Generation
A redhead and MILF to boot. What more could you ask for?
13. Ishara Yar (Beth Toussaint)
Next Generation
Tasha’s sister has the body of a champion whippet
12. Yeoman Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
Original Series
As Kirk says, she was “too beautiful to ignore” and “too much woman”. We certainly agree Kirk.
11. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis)
Next Generation
England’s very own Marina Sirtisis loved by fans for her voluptuous figure, skin tight bunny suit and the fact she’d sleep with anyone or anything.
10. Anij (Donna Murphy)
Star Trek: Insurrection
A looker for her age (over 300 years old). If Picard didn’t have his eyes already set on Anij, you know you’d want a piece of that action.
9. Ezri Dax (Nicole de Boer)
Deep Space Nine
Essentially, Jadzia Dax version 2, which can’t be all bad.
8. Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)
Original series
Kissing Kirk was not part of her programming. What can we say, programmes are there to be hacked. Better still that costume doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
7. Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd)
Next Generation
Ensign Lefler lives by her own rules, Sadly, one of them being #22: Never date a co-worker. Too bad Wesley (Crusher)
6. Kes (Jennifer Lien)
Voyager
Youthful and Innocent, just about the cutest elf you’ll find this side of the Delta Quadrant
5. Hoshi Sato (Linda Park)
Enterprise
Sultry and smart, knowing over 40 languages is a good workout for the mouth if you catch our drift.
4. Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell)
Deep Space Nine
A very hot woman who attracted the attentions of Bashir and ultimately Worf. Slight turn-off: her multiple personalities, call it what you will.
3. Kamala (Famke Janssen)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Simply stunning and a real favourite at Hecklerspray Towers.
2. T’Pol (Jolene Blalock)
Enterprise
A Trellium-D addict, which is great for lowering her inhibitions.
1. Seven of 9 (Jeri Ryan)
Voyager
Seven of 9? More like 10 out of 10.
Honorable mentions:
Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall)
Kira Nerys (Nana Visitor)
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October 7th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Tasha Yar and Beverly Crusher? What, Captain Janeway not good enough for you?
Scrape that barrel!
Good call on Jeri Ryan though. And the two Daxs. And the vintage totty from TOS. HOWEVER… be aware of how they age. Have you seen what Trillian (sandra dickinson) from HHGTTG looks like nowadays?
October 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Hallo. I am Seven of Nine.”
“Really? Well, I’m Six of One.
And this is my friend Half A Dozen Of The Other.”
October 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Thanks for reminding me about the ugly-ass women in Star Trek. Kes? Come off it. And shooty*, Janeway looks like a beehive that’s been stoved in by an umbrella.
October 7th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Great list, made me smile remembering those vintage original series babes, i’d swap 24 for 6 personally, 24 was super fine and Kes didn’t get played with any hotness at all in my opinion…
October 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I wasn’t saying Janeway should be in the list, just pointing out the discrepancy between including heinously unattractive and terrible actress Tasha Yar yet leaving out Janeway.
Kes had some good moments. Costumes not skimpy enough, admittedly.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Out of all your lists, Milton from Office Space should have most definitely been on this one!
October 7th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
This is a good list! However, Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd) and Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell) need to be higher up. They are teh hotness!
October 7th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
What?! No Persis Khambatta? Come on. She might be the hottest ever!
October 7th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Janeway SHOULD have been on this. And c’mon, no Nurse Chapel, no credibility.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
This list is full of fail, while I give you props for including the amazing Marianna Hill, Chase Masterson is nowhere to be found! And she beats out Jeri Ryan easily, hell she’s still hot even in her forties.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
What, no Vash? No Leeta?
Both far better than Kes (she is vastly overrated)
October 7th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Marina ahead of Gates.
Not hardly.
Gates McFadden is the hot.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
This list sucks for not including Chase Masterson as “Leeta” fro DS9.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Tasha Yar is by far the hotttesy woman ever on that show.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
No Joan Collins? Really?
October 7th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Don’t forget that Marta was Bat Girl too.
Holy green paint job!
October 7th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Deanna Troi was always my personal fav.
Jim
http://www.privacy.es.tc
October 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Ummm…what about Angelique Pettyjohn from the Gamesters of Triskelion? There’s just something about a woman in a silver lame’ bikini…
October 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Oh dear, you forgot Ensign Graham! Played by Mona Grundt. She appears briefly in Next Generation, and was actually Miss Universe 1990. I kid you not.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Graham_(Ensign)
October 8th, 2008 at 12:44 am
T’Pol in number 2? That is just wrong in many levels. 7 of 9 is hot, that much is true but not more so than the sexy Vulcan. Anyway, nice compilation.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Nicole de Boer was just on Stargate this season and she has aged mighty fine. She was CUTE before but now she is gorgeous.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:01 am
You are smoking some Cardassian bud! How can Uhuru be number 19? Check the tapes, particularly the episode where she shows off the abs of steel. She already rocks the legs and ass all day every day. And the fact that Jim Kirk kept her permanently on the bridge should tell you something right off the bat. 7 of 9 and Famke Jenssen as the Empath are good calls. The rest of your top ten suggests you have been out of the quadrant for way too long.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:35 am
OMG!!! Has everyone forgotten the Borg Queen?!?!
With her, resistance would certainly be very futile!
October 8th, 2008 at 2:07 am
ummm.. I don’t care but I do think that Cap’n Janeway belongs to that list. She’s hawt.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Denise Crosby made the list and neither Susan Oliver (Vina, The Menagerie) nor Terri Garr (Roberta Lincoln, Assignment: Earth) even got honorable mention?
Fail.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:29 am
No Leslie Parrish? Are you nuts?
October 8th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Torres and Kes should have been *way* up the list!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:16 am
What about Angelique Pettyjohn in The Gamesters of Triskelion. My first true love!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Oh come on! How could Kira not make that list?! Just an honourable mention?
October 8th, 2008 at 5:47 am
What about Shana (Angelique Pettyjohn) from “The Gamesters of Triskelion”? Or Mea 3 (Barbara Babcock) from “A Taste of Armageddon”
October 8th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Um, you just mentioned like most of the 35 and under women on Star Trek.
The only woman I can really think of not on the list is Mulgrew.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:38 am
I seriously disagree with #1. That hag is ugly as fuck, with an odd shaped body to boot! Hang your head in shame Pal…..
October 8th, 2008 at 7:06 am
How about these CG babes?
http://digg.com/comics_animation/50_Super_Hot_CG_Babes
I know - they’re not strictly Star Trek but they are Sci-Fi =)
October 8th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Say what? How could you leave out Lt. Carolyn Palamas (Leslie Parrish), who so deftly modeled the most architecturally amazing dress ever to appear in the original series?
Or the *other* Lt. Saavik (Robin Curtis)? One of few words perhaps, but truly fetching.
And, Vash, definitely Vash: the only woman who could capture the interest of Jean-Luc AND Q?
October 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am
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October 8th, 2008 at 9:31 am
jeri ryan <— best. i’ll do her all night long
October 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
20 should be number one. bugger me backwards, she was hot! H-O-T! shame she is probably an old man by now…
October 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
WTF?! Where is Jennifer Hetrick (Vash)?
October 8th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
How can you leave out Diana Muldaur? She was an uber babe when she appeared on the original series.
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October 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Really? Kira doesn’t get a mention, even after the mirror universe episodes?
The Intendant should be right up there.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Angelique Pettyjohn (from “The Gamesters of Triskelionâ€) is fast becoming the new Milton (from “Office Spaceâ€).
I agree that Jeri Ryan is over-rated, though. Here’s a little known fact: she wasn’t acting!
October 8th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
No Vina? What, are you gay?
October 8th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Uggg, Looking back makes me think that people in the past had BAD taste in women. They are ALL normies! One of the ugliest women I have ever seen in my life (next to say a woman with cerebral palsy) is Tasha Yar/Denise Crosby. Sorry dude, either your list sux or Gene Roddenberry didn’t envision the use of enough vaseline…
October 8th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Jadzia Dax is by far number one!
Not only is she the hottest, but also the most intelligent and can out-drink you and be your wisened older friend if you want her to.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
What about Mariette Hartley as Zarabeth in TOS?
Really Hot costume!
And a very young Joan Collins as Edith Keeler
:”The City on the Edge of Forever” is the penultimate episode of the first season of Star Trek. It was one of the most critically acclaimed episodes of the series and was awarded the 1968 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
What about Olivia d’Abo in ‘True Q’ ?
October 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What about Captain Sela? (The Next Generation)
October 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Missing Teri Hatcher and Olivia D’Abo
October 8th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
hey you left out veena (susan oliver) from the pilot! the original and best green orion slave girl.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
KIRA!!! How could you leave out Kira? Hot, and knows how to give somebody a good beat down if they get out of line. Looks great in that bajoran uniform.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Very surprised that Leeta didn’t make the list.
Other personal favorites:
Musetta Vander as Derran Tahl (Voyager)
Nikita Ager as Rajiin (Enterprise)
Kim Rhodes as Ensign Lyndey Ballard (Voyager)
Faith Salie as Sarina (DS9)
October 8th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Wasn’t Tasha Yar in an issue of Playboy?
October 8th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
#1 is 7 of 9??? What a cop-out. Her bodysuit was padded to give her that figure. Agree with most of the list beyond that, but I would add the young woman from TNG - “The Dauphin”.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
People seem to forget about Famke Janssen being on TNG. She blows about half this list out of the water.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Not even an honorable mention for Vash (Jennifer Hetrick)? She was hot and a bad girl. Top 10 easy.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Deanna Troi is #11? PUH-LEASE!
She should be #1 with 7 of 9 at #2.
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October 10th, 2008 at 2:43 am
only Uhura
October 10th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Consider: I was a very horney teen back when the “Original” “Trek was on. And what better fantasy than to have an Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson) at my command! No doubt at all, it was Sherry!
Okay, “7 of D-Cup†was fun to watch walk, but a bit of a butta-face. But I’m much older now, oh well
October 10th, 2008 at 8:21 am
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October 7th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Hallo. I am Seven of Nine.â€
“Really? Well, I’m Six of One.
And this is my friend Half A Dozen Of The Other.â€
THAT MADE MY DAY!!!! REALLY FUNNY CHEERS FOR THAT
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October 11th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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October 12th, 2008 at 4:26 am
The subjectivity of these sorts of lists is always annoying. My list would be completely different. In no way would Jeri Ryan be anywhere near number one on this. Also, what about Chase Masterson as Leeta.
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October 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am
No Leeta? Or Ziyal (Gul Dukat’s daughter)? Keiko O’ Brien? Or Melora Palzar? This list is incomplete.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I agree that Vash, Captain Janeway, and others should be on the list (I would drop #10 and #20), and think that Droxine and Uhura should be higher in the ranking. But especially missing is Minuet (STNG, played by Carolyn McCormick).
October 15th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Are you guys serious?? How about from Enterprise?? Remember the episode with the 3 green skinned slave girls?? All three of them should be on this list!! And Sisko’s girlfriend (later wife) Jennifer from DS9? There are more but really - maybe you should have a list for each series or a total list of 50. Just a though …
Thanks for taking the time to put this list together though.
Hugzzz
October 28th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Leaving out Minuet basically renders this complete list wrong. ie, every one of these amazing ladies is at least one place better than they should be.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Minuet
November 29th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I’m pretty partial to NONA myself:
http://CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com