Before you Swifties come at me and call me a biased bitch who is just dissing Taylor Swift’s new music because I think she is a disgusting person, I’ll have you know that, musically speaking, I typically enjoy Taylor Swift. I think all her previous albums have been SUPER listenable and enjoyable and physically bought a copy of 1989, so you can throw that biased bullshit aside, thankyouverymuch.
Since August, Taylor Swift has been peddling this “new Taylor” garbage and releasing shit song after shit song. First, there was the anthem for domestic abusers everywhere, Look What You Made Me Do. Then, there was Taylor trying to prove that she TOTALLY has sex and DEFINITELY doesn’t just make boys look at her cat scrapbook at sleepovers, with Are You Ready For It? And now, we have her garbage love song Gorgeous. Ugh.
Taylor dropped her classic “I heart my BF and this one is TOTALLY different and TOTALLY the one” song last night at midnight, and typically I love a Taylor Swift boyfriend song. Wildest Dreams is a jam. Love Story is a jam. You Belong With Me is a JAMMMMMMM. Gorgeous? Just like everything else she’s given us off of reputation, is kind of weak and annoying.
The song is apparently about his her current bf Joe Alwyn, and if true, I feel extra bad for Joe. I mean, I felt bad for him anyway because he’s dating Taylor Swift, but now I feel even worse because he gets maybe her shittiest love song written about him. This is no Mine, let me tell ya.
I get that Taylor Swift is trying to be new and edgy, but new and edgy just doesn’t work for her. Like, you’re not Miley Cyrus and Reputation is no Bangerz, so please go back to being your old shitty self rather than your new shitty self because at least your old shitty self made music I could listen to.