Before you Swifties come at me and call me a biased bitch who is just dissing Taylor Swift’s new music because I think she is a disgusting person, I’ll have you know that, musically speaking, I typically enjoy Taylor Swift. I think all her previous albums have been SUPER listenable and enjoyable and physically bought a copy of 1989, so you can throw that biased bullshit aside, thankyouverymuch.
Since August, Taylor Swift has been peddling this “new Taylor” garbage and releasing shit song after shit song. First, there was the anthem for domestic abusers everywhere, Look What You Made Me Do. Then, there was Taylor trying to prove that she TOTALLY has sex and DEFINITELY doesn’t just make boys look at her cat scrapbook at sleepovers, with Are You Ready For It? And now, we have her garbage love song Gorgeous. Ugh.
Taylor dropped her classic “I heart my BF and this one is TOTALLY different and TOTALLY the one” song last night at midnight, and typically I love a Taylor Swift boyfriend song. Wildest Dreams is a jam. Love Story is a jam. You Belong With Me is a JAMMMMMMM. Gorgeous? Just like everything else she’s given us off of reputation, is kind of weak and annoying.
The song is apparently about his her current bf Joe Alwyn, and if true, I feel extra bad for Joe. I mean, I felt bad for him anyway because he’s dating Taylor Swift, but now I feel even worse because he gets maybe her shittiest love song written about him. This is no Mine, let me tell ya.
I get that Taylor Swift is trying to be new and edgy, but new and edgy just doesn’t work for her. Like, you’re not Miley Cyrus and Reputation is no Bangerz, so please go back to being your old shitty self rather than your new shitty self because at least your old shitty self made music I could listen to.
Sean Bassingale says
Taylor Swift is managed, told what to do and when to do it. I am not sure which significant other it is now, but Taylor does whatever she says to do. I am not sure Taylor can walk and chew gum at the same time. She is talented, but a true talent knows their strengths and does not vary from them, most especially in the entertainment field.
Mario A Garza says
Every singer goes and does the same thing but I enjoy what she does shake it
Tal Pavlich says
You can only write so many songs about breakups and dating. Get rid of her.
Jonathan Nocon says
I completely agree…
Old Taylor was annoying but her songs were catchy asf.
New Taylor is just plain ol’ annoying.
Same thing can be said about Katy, Lady Gaga, etc… their so called ‘new selves’ aren’t doing any of them any favour.
Hell some of Bebe Rexha, Charli CXC, etc… new songs are more next level than these so called A-list artists. It’s just sad.
Rick says
I just hope Taylor can find herself. In the beginning she was beautiful inside and out. Big music and Hollywood ruin a lot of wonderful people
Mikesyverson says
Taylor Taylor Tayor…if you wanna cum out a ‘Winner’ or even greater an ‘Icon’…show us (better yet PROVE to us) you’re not as completely ditsy as most with half a mind would put their money on. Yes there is Icons out there that have (for lack of better words) “worked” their way to the Top, however, ……you’re not one of them! Sorry, but you’re moving backwards, and even worse, picking up speed. Sorry girl…you were great as you…but you suck at everything else. Sad thing is, news is spreading rapidly now.
Barrack says
Taylor Swift has 1,000 songs about not being able to keep a boyfriend, and not a single song about giving a blowjob….you see where I am going with this?
John says
Barrack….you nailed it right on the “head”!
Chunklate says
Taylor needs a boner….see where I am going with THIS?