So, as you might remember from my last blog about Taylor, the perpetually scorned lover was doing some scorning herself, by hopping from the hot dick of Calvin Harris directly onto the hot dick of Tom Hiddleston.
Typically, I would salute Taylor for rebounding with that weirdly sexy lizard man, but then it turned out she might have been letting Tom explore her Crimson Peak (only a moderately funny joke if you’d seen that movie) before she and Calvin had broken up. The queen of calling out guys for being shady is acting all shady herself? Tut tut, Taylor.
However, the whole Calvin and Tom debacle is far from the only way that Taylor is looking shady af these days. In a recent interview with GQ, Kim Kardashian West weighed in on the whole Taylor and Kanye feud. Just a quick recap: you all remember several years ago when Taylor won an MTV Video Music Award and Kanye got on stage and said “Imma let you finish Taylor, but Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!” Of course you remember that! Well, Kanye and Taylor made amends after that and seemed really friendly for years. When Kanye released his newest cd “Life of Pablo” there was a line on his song “Famous” that went: “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why? I made that bitch famous.” Of course, Swift’s fans who are just one degree less intense than Beyonce’s fan (I should know), FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT, but Kanye responded saying it was supposed to be a funny line and that Taylor knew about it and approved it.
Of course, Taylor clapped back that she didn’t know shit and turned her Grammy acceptance speech into a quasi-feminist rant about people taking credit for your fame. You know, just Taylor Swift playing a victim, a role she’s always been so good at but now we’re all like hmmmm….
Not only does Taylor not come out as the victim, but instead the two-timer, in the whole Calvin Harris relationship, wait until you read this truth bomb Kim Kardashian West dropped in GQ:
“She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t (know about the song). I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things (when) he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved. So many respected people in the music business heard that (conversation) and knew. I mean, he’s called me a bitch in songs. That’s just, like, what they say. I never once think, ‘What a derogatory word! How dare he?’ Not in a million years. She totally knew that [“Famous”] was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t. I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden…It was funny because [on the call] she said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time. I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”
Ok, yes Kim Kardashian is about as real an authentic as that commercial for canned tuna that talks about having real Italian flavour, and I wouldn’t typically believe a word out of her or the majority of her family’s over-injected lips, but something about this feels like it’s probably the truth.
Other artists and entertainers have been hinting for years that Taylor Swift is the Regina George of the pop industry. She’s a pretty thin blond who leads a “squad” of pretty thin blonds and seems to be a perpetual victim. But, I mean, what if that’s not the case? What if Taylor Swift is actually the bitch from Gone Girl and we’ve all been fooled all these years!?
Seriously, I’ve been joking that men leave her because she doesn’t have sex, but instead introduces boyfriends to her vintage Care Bears collection, but what if they all dump her because she gets too crazy too fast. Like, wants to do anal on the first date and tries to cut your chest and lick your blood or some shit, then like, burns her name into your lawn. What if Taylor Swift keeps getting dumped and always ends up in these feuds not because she’s such a fucking goody goody, but because she’s just too real. Like Gary Busey level real.
Shit. I’ve given myself a lot to think about.
Karen says
It took you this long to catch on to Taylor Swift being batshitcrazy? I am not the biggest John Mayer fan, but I also believe him when he says he doesn’t know what he did to hurt her so badly.