Ex-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star (and sod all else) Alfonso Ribeiro has been placed on high alert to answer inane questions about his infinitely more famous ex-colleague Will Smith’s marriage. This is the first time Alfonso has been hounded by paparazzi and reporters since he was accused of beating a supermodel to death after she supposedly called him a ‘miserable has-been’.

Alfonso won’t mind us including that completely fictional point there. It’ll keep his profile up.

It was alleged earlier this week that Will and Jada had separated, sparking a wave of hysterical nonchalance to spread around the world.

With reports suggesting that the couple had parted ways after 13 years of marriage, they were forced to release a joint statement insisting that they are “still together”. Perhaps going out for dinner together in full view of the paps might have been an easier way to do things but if they’re so unhappy in their marriage that they’d rather spend an evening in the company of a lawyer than one-another then who are we to judge?

Big Willy’s ‘Fresh Prince’ co-star Ribeiro was questioned by a photographer about his friend’s marriage on Wednesday as he left a Los Angeles eatery. It is not known whether or not the former star, famed for his portrayal of spoiled rich boy Carlton Banks, was doing his trademark ‘dance’ at the time but we assume he must have been given that the reporter managed to recognise him.

Ribeiro was quoted as saying:

“[Will and Jada are] not getting a divorce. They’re all good.”

It is thought that this is the biggest speaking role that Ribeiro has had in fifteen years.

Of course, we’re just kidding. Alfonso Ribeiro actually had his own show on the Game Show Network. He doesn’t any more. All we know is that he’s been going to restaurants. Decadent.

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Wikipedia, eh?

Sure, sure – it’s pretty good. It’s got that whole ‘democratised, innovative, flawed yet genuinely revolutionary source of information’ thing going for it. But you know what it’s missing? Creationist rhetoric spouting forth like smelly Bible-piss, that’s what.

Thank the seven arses of Aslan, then, for CreationWiki. Now you too can find out about anything you want with a unique Creationist edge, free from the tyranny of such nasty things as logic, reason, accountability and common sense. Yay!

Seriously – unless you’ve got all day to waste by clicking from article to article and shaking your head in amused disbelief, we’d leave this site well alone. If, however, your life is as empty as ours, then knock yourself out! We’ve given you the starting point of the Dinosaur entry.

Have fun.

Anyone out there worried about upcoming exams?

We know how you feel here at hecklerspray. We've got something of a test coming up ourselves. Well, it's actually more of a 'court case', to be honest, but we can assure you that those nervous jitters are completely the same. Hell – if we fail that all-important 'why exactly where you stood on a box looking inside Hilary Duff's dressing room' segment, we don't know what we're going to do.

Seriously, though, kids: exams are important. Study hard and stay in school. Yeah, yeah, we know it may be more tempting to sniff loads of glue and try to hoist up Tracy Ashman's skirt behind the bike shed than to sit down and ponder over equations. But no-one ever said life was going to be fun. You hear us? No-one.

Besides. You could always take consolation in one small thing. Apparently you can now use Wikipedia as a valuable research tool.

Wikipedia – the online encyclopedia that can be edited by anyone – has long come under criticism for being notoriously unreliable. Even site founder Jimmy Wales admitted this, claiming that the site shouldn't be used for academic purposes at all. Unless, of course, you wanted to find out about that time Hitler invaded Bibble-Bobble-Land on a scooter made of bumhairs.

Wales has since changed his tune, however, revealing to the Online Information Conference in London that:

''It's a bad educator that bans their students from reading Wikipedia."

Wales went on to insist that fact-checking standards had improved immeasurably, and that the modern-day Wikipedia was a shining beacon of factual accuracy. Bizarrely, he also seemed to imply that Wikipedia was some form of teenage rebellion, citing in comparison that:

"You can ban kids from listening to rock 'n' roll music, but they're going to do it anyway.''

Man oh man – who knows what's going to happen? One minute those crazy kids could be checking up on their online facts, the next they could be sharing milkshakes and racing Chevys around Dead Man's Gorge. Society is going to hell in a handcart, let us tell you.

It was all Encarta around here in our day …

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