Disturbing Friday Fun: Creationist Wikipedia
Wikipedia, eh?
Sure, sure – it’s pretty good. It’s got that whole ‘democratised, innovative, flawed yet genuinely revolutionary source of information’ thing going for it. But you know what it’s missing? Creationist rhetoric spouting forth like smelly Bible-piss, that’s what.
Thank the seven arses of Aslan, then, for CreationWiki. Now you too can find out about anything you want with a unique Creationist edge, free from the tyranny of such nasty things as logic, reason, accountability and common sense. Yay!
Seriously – unless you’ve got all day to waste by clicking from article to article and shaking your head in amused disbelief, we’d leave this site well alone. If, however, your life is as empty as ours, then knock yourself out! We’ve given you the starting point of the Dinosaur entry.
Have fun.
It is surprisingly free of strident lunatics defending their faith in jere. What’s up wit that? I fancied some mild trolling.
Holy shit, that’s fucking scary.
Sigh. Dear USA; the Chinese not only have all your money, they are LAUGHING at you.
Where are all the non-Christian creation stories? Oops, sorry. I meant scientific analyses. No Aboriginal Dreamtime? No Norse creation details?
Personally, I’d like to think that just one little tribe on an island somewhere has the one true faith and are keeping the rest of us going, and when the last of them dies, we’re all for it. The born-agains will turn up an afterlife that looks disturbingly like an island paradise and ask where Jesus is – and these islanders will simply ask “who?” before explaining that they’re all cannibals and they’re happy the takeaway they were promised finally turned up.
Nota bene: this site has nothing to do with Wikipedia excepts that it uses the same software.