Articles tagged with: the half blood prince
Harry Potter and the Witty Headline About Making Lots of Money
What better way to cheer yourselves up in these times of economic strife than through the knowledge that something you have nothing to do with, nor could ever hope of having anything to do with, has made a crapload of money? There is no better way, as Harry Potter and the Half Order of the Philosopher's Hallows has shown us all by raking in more than $100 million in its first day on release. Puts you in the perfect mood for a weekend, doesn't it paupers! But can Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Ha! We do know what it's called!) possibly rake in even more cash to make you feel even more inadequate? Yes. That's a stupid question.
What better way to cheer yourselves up in these times of economic strife than through the knowledge that something you have nothing to do with, nor could ever hope of having anything to do with, has made a crapload of money? There is no better way, as Harry Potter and the Half Order of the Philosopher's Hallows has shown us all by raking in more than $100 million in its first day on release. Puts you in the perfect mood for a weekend, doesn't it paupers! But can Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Ha! We do know what it's called!) possibly rake in even more cash to make you feel even more inadequate? Yes. That's a stupid question.
Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis Pushed Harry Potter Back Eight Months
Daniel Radcliffe may well be the face of Harry Potter, but he's already made great headway towards getting away from being pigeonholed. The way he went about this was to go on stage and get his penis out. It's a classic technique, and one we've surely all practiced at some point in our lives. If we have the necessary equipment, of course. But what happens when you're pottering about (PUN!) getting your bits out on stage around the same time that the new chapter in a kids film, in which you star, is coming out? Well, kids, Harry Potter 6 gets pushed back eight months, if the wild, rampant and ker-azy speculation is to be believed. Yes kids - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince isn't coming out because of Daniel Radcliffe's penis. That is one of the greatest sentences we've ever had to write, even if it isn't actually definitely true.
Daniel Radcliffe may well be the face of Harry Potter, but he's already made great headway towards getting away from being pigeonholed. The way he went about this was to go on stage and get his penis out. It's a classic technique, and one we've surely all practiced at some point in our lives. If we have the necessary equipment, of course. But what happens when you're pottering about (PUN!) getting your bits out on stage around the same time that the new chapter in a kids film, in which you star, is coming out? Well, kids, Harry Potter 6 gets pushed back eight months, if the wild, rampant and ker-azy speculation is to be believed. Yes kids - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince isn't coming out because of Daniel Radcliffe's penis. That is one of the greatest sentences we've ever had to write, even if it isn't actually definitely true.
