Fans of the shatteringly unconvincing actor David Duchovny were yesterday reportedly distraught at the news that he has once again split from the ?out of his league? actress Tea Leoni.
Details are unclear as of time of publication, but rumours of his long-reported ?sex addiction? are rearing their intriguing head again… which would be potentially interesting, were it not for the fact that David ?Boring? Duchovny ? who, it is rumoured, could talk a glass eye to sleep ? classes ?sex addiction? as ?spaffing-off at mucky ladies on the internet?.
Duchovny, as well as being point-blank unable to act, is also unable to destroy his marriage for any interesting reason whatsoever. ?Sex addiction? sounds like the best addiction ever ? we've been told that ?sex? is bloody brilliant and, given the chance, we?d lap it up as well. But no, his ?sex addiction? is limited to ?addiction to pornography, probably on the Internet. It's the sex equivalent of a gambling addiction? according to Fox News FOUR YEARS AGO.