Articles tagged with: Tea Leoni
David Duchovny Splits Up With His Wife, For Some Reason
One of the biggest impediments to being a froth-faced sex addict is probably marriage - so congratulations are due to David Duchovny today. Why? Because it's been announced that sex addict David Duchovny and his wife Tea Leoni have separated, and have been separated for months. Phew! Now, when David Duchovny has you pushed into a corner with a hand down his knickers and a tongue that he's trying to ram all the way inside your ear, you won't have to think "Wait a minute, aren't you married to the woman from Jurassic Park 3? What will she make of all this?" This separation is obviously the best thing for all involved - David Duchovny gets to lead the free and easy single life that he craves, Tea Leoni won't have to worry that her husband has strayed and their children will no longer fear stumbling across their father masturbating frantically to a coffee stain shaped a bit like a bra. Everyone's a winner.
One of the biggest impediments to being a froth-faced sex addict is probably marriage - so congratulations are due to David Duchovny today. Why? Because it's been announced that sex addict David Duchovny and his wife Tea Leoni have separated, and have been separated for months. Phew! Now, when David Duchovny has you pushed into a corner with a hand down his knickers and a tongue that he's trying to ram all the way inside your ear, you won't have to think "Wait a minute, aren't you married to the woman from Jurassic Park 3? What will she make of all this?" This separation is obviously the best thing for all involved - David Duchovny gets to lead the free and easy single life that he craves, Tea Leoni won't have to worry that her husband has strayed and their children will no longer fear stumbling across their father masturbating frantically to a coffee stain shaped a bit like a bra. Everyone's a winner.
David Duchovny Only Addicted To Sex With His Lovely Wife
Fact - when a man admits to a sex addiction, it's because his wife caught him half a foot up another woman and he's trying to appease her. Unless, it appears, you're David Duchovny. Although he's currently being treated for sex addiction in what we expect to be the stickiest, smelliest rehab facility in the world, a friend of David Duchovny has come forward to point out that at no point did David ever cheat on his wife with another woman. That means, scientifically, that either David Duchovny did a bunch of rude things with vegetables or... or... Or David Duchovny is addicted to having sex with his own wife. The bloody pervert. Castration's too good for him. David Duchovny, you're a big fat embarrassment to mankind.
Fact - when a man admits to a sex addiction, it's because his wife caught him half a foot up another woman and he's trying to appease her. Unless, it appears, you're David Duchovny. Although he's currently being treated for sex addiction in what we expect to be the stickiest, smelliest rehab facility in the world, a friend of David Duchovny has come forward to point out that at no point did David ever cheat on his wife with another woman. That means, scientifically, that either David Duchovny did a bunch of rude things with vegetables or... or... Or David Duchovny is addicted to having sex with his own wife. The bloody pervert. Castration's too good for him. David Duchovny, you're a big fat embarrassment to mankind.
