Best of the lot, worst in the shop.
Folded:
- Inception is based on Scrooge McDuck (which actually makes it even cooler)
- Knight and Day (it’s really not that bad. It’s not. Really)
- Young, Dumb and Living Off Mum (great collection to losers to laugh at over the coming weeks)
- Tailor your own suit (with a little diagram and everything! For less than £200! Fun)
- Newlyweds: The One Year Itch (one lady said she’d kill her husband if he left her. This should be a weekly series)
Creased:
- The Expendables (crap, apparently)
- Traffic (god, school summer holidays are horrible)
- Duncan Bannatyne on Dragons’ Den (being as he now looks more miserable than Deborah Meaden, it’s time to move on)
- We’re all eating cloned beef (and those Salt and Vinegar Pringles don’t taste that natural either)
- Alex Zane (still copying his dress sense from the cast of Skins, even now he’s 42 years old)
In the ongoing saga of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ‘having some twins’, you would probably think the ridiculous media hysteria couldn’t get much worse.
