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Paul Weller Says He’s An Alcoholic, Which Is Payback For All That Awful Music Really

by Mof Gimmers

Paul Weller, king of the plastic mods, has confessed that he’s an alcoholic. This is only fair really because, frankly, he’s responsible for some of the worst music ever cut to wax. And that haircut? Jesus H. Christ.

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Music Review: The Junipers ‘Paint The Ground’

by Mof Gimmers

The greatest band in the whole wide world have got a new album. That’s right, supreme psychedelicists, The Junipers, are following up their ‘Cut Your Key’ LP with the wonderful, enchanting, downright POSITIVE longplayer, ‘Paint The Ground’.

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Top 10 Monkees Songs (RIP Davy Jones)

by Mof Gimmers

With the sad passing of Davy Jones (okay, he was the least likeable of The Monkees, but he’s A Monkee fercryinoutloud!) it only seems fair to pay some kind of tribute to him and the band that made him a star.

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HecklerPlay – Top 10 Favourite Opening Lyrics

by Si Sharp

Making a good first impression is important. In books it sets the tone, in social surroundings it allows busy idiots the chance to judge us, and in job interviews it provides a useful opportunity to explain that whilst, yes, you are technically on the sex offenders’ register it was all a terrible mix-up and could have happened to anyone.

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Have A Listen To Damon Albarn And Flea’s Supergroup New Funk Track

by Mof Gimmers

Damon Albarn, of Blur, Gorillaz, Monkey opera, The Good The Thingy The Dead And The Whatever, and whichever thing we’ve forgotten about, has yet another new project, this time, called Rocketjuice And The Moon.

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Slash: Relationship Counsellor For Jim Carrey In A Top Hat

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Slash was in a band? Then he wimped off because he was getting picked on by a man in cycling shorts, preferring to job it as a guitar slag for hire? Well, in addition to ‘guitar solo for hire’, he’s now Jim Carrey’s relationship advisor!

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Let Us All Go To Paula Abdul’s And Fall Over ‘Til She Cries Money On Us!

by Mof Gimmers

You there! Stop what you’re doing! The engine’s running and we have places to be! Like where? Well, we’re all going to Paula Adbul’s house. No, honestly we are. Hear us out! If you come to Mental Paula’s house, we can all make loads of money!

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HecklerPlay: The Case Against… Post Dubstep

by Si Sharp

In the late eighties, the UK was home to the most exciting music culture movement since punk as a mutation of house music,  born in Chicago but exported to the warehouses and fields of Britain, re-wrote the relationship between artist and audience.

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Hecklerspray Brit Awards 2012: The Critics Choice Venn Diagram Award

by Sophie Hall

One of the more notable, or should we say biggest bloody deals of life ever of tonight’s Brits, is the British Critics’ Choice Awards. Otherwise who the hell else are we going to fawn over for the next 8-10 months? The pop equivalent of Bambi’s surrogate mother and all round Robin Williams Pixar voice impersonator [...]

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Hecklerspray’s Brit Awards 2012 Twitter Bingo!

by Mof Gimmers

Tonight is the 2012 Brit Awards. The show has come a long, long way from its stuffy, humble beginnings and is now very much part of the social calendar like the Baftas and Oscars and all that other backslapping junk.

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