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Rob Lowe Nanny Lawsuits: Now With Cockrings!

by Stuart Heritage

That’s it, we’re giving up this stupid blogging lark to become nannies at Rob Lowe’s house – it sounds brilliant there.

Why? Because a new chapter has been opened in the supremely entertaining he said/ she said lawsuits between Rob Lowe and his former nannies. Now a second former nanny has sued the Lowes, but funnily enough Rob Lowe’s name doesn’t really come up.

Instead it’s Rob Lowe’s wife Sheryl Lowe who’s been hit with the brunt of accusations, and they’re ones you’ll want to read. Assuming, that is, you like hearing about a sexually-curious naked woman describing the size of her childrens’ penises and showing Rob Lowe’s cockrings to whoever happens to be passing. You do like that, don’t you?

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Nanny: ‘Rob Lowe Waggled His Love Sausage At Me’

by Stuart Heritage

As if the business of Rob Lowe suing three former employees for extortion wasn’t complicated enough, now there’s a doozy of a countersuit.

And we mean it’s a doozy. Rob Lowe’s 24-year-old former nanny Jessica Gibson has hit back at Lowe with a lawsuit of her own that claims Rob Lowe kept exposing himself to her, tried repeatedly to shove his hands down her knickers and grabbed her buttocks in all kinds of different ways.

This quarrel between Rob Lowe and his nanny is turning into an expensive game of he said/she said that’ll leave no reputations intact whatsoever. Having said that, though, perhaps it’s all a mix-up – perhaps Rob Lowe was only grabbing Jessica Gibson’s buttocks so he could see how dreamy it made his forearms look. That’d certainly make more sense.

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Rob Lowe Hates All His Servants

by Stuart Heritage

Rob Lowe will do just about anything to make people forget that he used to be an alcoholic who’d film himself shagging young girls.

So far these efforts have included an advert for the California tourist board and the TV show Brothers And Sisters, but neither worked – because a) he’s not really very recognisable these days and b) it’s Brothers And Sisters, for God’s sake. Who’d watch that?

So instead Rob Lowe has tried a different tactic – he’s suing all of his employees. And rightly so, because we know we’d rather go down in history as the man who sued people for having sex on our bed, finding us attractive and swearing than for being the bloke from Brothers And Sisters.

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