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Will Young Slags Off Rihanna, As If She Hasn’t Had Enough Trouble With Men

by Mof Gimmers

Will Young is a proper grown-up now. He does quirky pop-videos, works with Groove Armada and even appears on popular British politics shows like Question Time. And all that with a slight lisp! How tremendous.

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HecklerPlay: Our Favourite Songs About Drugs

by Si Sharp

On Monday, in an interview with Guardian Music, The Shamen’s Mr C revealed that their 1992 hit single Ebeneezer Goode was about ecstasy. Who would have thought it?

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Top 10 Instructional Training Raps

by Mof Gimmers

Bless the dung-minded simpletons who look at hip hop and think, “Ah! That looks easy! Its just talking over a hip hop beat! What idiot couldn’t do that? I talk all the time! I was pretty good at thinking of words that rhyme too!”

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Tupac: The Musical Is Definitely Going To Be The Most Ludicrous, Awful Thing On Earth

by Mof Gimmers

Musicals suck. That’s because, apropos of nothing, people start yelling, singing, shrieking and dancing for absolutely no reason at all. Or, indeed, rapping thanks to the news that there’s going to be a musical based on Tupac Shakur.

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HecklerPlay – Top 10 Favourite Opening Lyrics

by Si Sharp

Making a good first impression is important. In books it sets the tone, in social surroundings it allows busy idiots the chance to judge us, and in job interviews it provides a useful opportunity to explain that whilst, yes, you are technically on the sex offenders’ register it was all a terrible mix-up and could have happened to anyone.

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Tulisa Hits Miami Strip Club And Gets Pictured With A Massive Boob

by Mof Gimmers

Tulisa Contosatvlos is many things. She’s an average singer. She’s got stuff written on her arm which sounds like female empowerment, but doesn’t actually make sense. She’s a TV judge. She’s a perfume vendor. She doesn’t know what rock music is.

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Happy Birthday Ja Rule! Don’t Get Assaulted In A Shower, Leaper!

by Mof Gimmers

Ja Rule doesn’t get many birthdays. No, it is nothing to do with some bizarre cult he’s signed up to, rather, his birthday falls on a leap year. That’s February 29th in case you’re thicker than a pig’s lunch.

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Chris Brown Flips Out And Steals A Woman’s iPhone!

by Mof Gimmers

In a bid to show the world he’s a changed man, Chris Brown is keen to show us all just how much he’s grown after beating up Rihanna in a car 3 years ago. All that help he’s got with his anger issues has now totally gone.

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Chris Brown To Much Of A Wimp To Fight A WWE Wrestler?

by Matthew Laidlow

Shall we stop and consider the feelings for Chris Brown for a second? Poor Chris, even though the person he repeatedly punched in the face has forgiven him, the world can’t move on. But why’s everyone being so stubborn about the issue? Is everyone just being a dick?

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Friends Showing Concern Over Rihanna & Chris Brown’s Perfectly Reasonable Relationship

by Mof Gimmers

People who claim to actually know Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly “terrified” that they’re going to get back together. Presumably because they think Ri is asking for a whupping and Breezy is cracking his knuckles in anticipation.

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