On an average day, hecklerspray gets inundated with hundreds of emailed press releases. Some are good, most are boring and a tiny minority are so awful they actually defy definition.
Welcome to another edition of Press Release Purgatory, where we show you some of the mind-curdling crap we receive. THIS WEEK: Dina Lohan’s new shoe collection, which is entitled Shoe-Han. Yes, you read that right. Shoe-Han.
We hate our lives. Read the press release in full after the jump…
