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Kourtney Kardashian Is Having A Girl Because It Was Either That Or A Boy

by Joanna Bolouri

There are some stories, so mediocre and unexceptional that they make us wonder why we chose to continue living in a world that causes us so much pain on a daily basis.  This is one of them.

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Drew Barrymore Possibly Pregnant, Which Is Great News For Future Divorces

by Mof Gimmers

Think about Drew Barrymore. What do you see in your mind’s eye? Is it a precocious child actor with a slight lisp? Is it grunge-approved 90s Drew with her Doc Martens and sociable boobs? Is it elder-stateswoman of Hollywood with a penchant for bad romcoms?

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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Engaged And You Know It

by Mof Gimmers

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone and got their tiny selves engaged for Valentine’s Day! Selena was spotted out and about with an expensive diamond ring on, bought by the pint-sized superstar.

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Beyonce And Jay-Z Already Treating Baby As Commodity

by Becca Day-Preston

In news that will shock all right-thinking people, and leave the Beckhams kicking themselves that they didn’t think of it first, Beyonce and Jay-Z are attempting to trademark their baby’s name, Blue Ivy.

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Jay Z And Beyonce Already On The Lash Like Awful, Terrible Parents

by Mof Gimmers

Its a matter of weeks since Beyonce and Jay Z popped out a sprog in a hospital which they cordoned off all for themselves (probably leaving patients to die in the street or something), and they’re already out getting drunk like irresponsible thugs.

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Is Justin Bieber Harvesting The Organs Of Children?

by Mof Gimmers

There’s always been something incredibly sinister about Justin Bieber. Anyone who is paraded around like a prepubescent monkey eunuch should fill any right-minded person with the dread of a thousand bailiffs. The very fact no-one seems to mind a performing menstrual period is of great concern, especially given that Bieber is clearly using his power [...]

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Beyonce Is Looking A Bit White These Days – MLK Would Be Proud!

by hecklerspray staff

Skin’s nice, isn’t it? The biggest organ of all the other organs in your body, according to the internet (though our liver is probably jostling for that accolade), and really good for when you want to stop your other, smaller, organs from falling out and making a mess on the carpet. Its also pretty good [...]

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Angelina Jolie Is Absolutely And Massively Pregnant

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Do you fancy Angelina Jolie? Apart from the way she looks and pouts, you probably think she’s pretty edgy and different to all the other celebrities. She isn’t. She’s got pregnant, just like the rest of the bores. That’s right! She’s got a thing growing inside her! Seen her supping cans of super strength [...]

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Beyonce Talks About Her Stupid Baby And Jay Z Being Covered In Poo

by Mof Gimmers

Beyonce is, no doubt, about to fill her Facebook with pictures of her baby despite the fact it has no hair, can’t talk, is probably doing a shit right now and essentially, is like every other baby on Earth. New parents are ghastly aren’t they? Worse still, is that people are constantly asking people how [...]

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Jay Z Will Not Be Calling Women ‘Bitches’ Anymore, Apart From You Slags

by Mof Gimmers

Jay Z famously had 99 problems but, a bitch wasn’t one of them. And from now on, bitches won’t ever be a problem because he’s decided that he’s not going to degrade women anymore. And it’s all because he’s had a stupid baby with a stupid name. Ain’t life a funny thing? Seriously. The rap [...]

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