Jennifer Lawrence Naked Under Clothes; Probably Has Sex

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Unless you’ve been living with the Amish these last few days, then you’ve probably heard about the biggest nudey pic photo leak in Hollywood history. Some low life douche bag, who I assume looks like the comic book guy from “The Simpsons”, decided to hack dozens of famous broads computers and leaked nude pics of everyone from former It Girl, Kirsten Dunst, to current It Girl, Jennifer Lawrence.

As much as I fucking love looking at celebrity boobs (it’s legit a favorite pastime of mine), I’m getting pretty fucking sick of seeing lame ass losers who spend all day jerking off to anime in their stepmom’s basement, invading the privacy of young women. It’s pretty bad when I, Krysta Fitzpatrick, World’s Okayest Celebrity Blogger, thinks you need to get a fucking life.

Dylan Sprouse Is Proud Of His Junk And Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

Dylan SprouseDo you hear that? It almost sounds like…no, it can’t be… more ex-Disney star nudes being leaked? Wow, I can’t believe it’s that time of year again already. Don’t let the photo to the right fool you, Dylan Sprouse is all grown up now and he has the token naked-in-a-bathroom selfie to prove it.

Dylan’s best known for his role on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody with his identical twin brother, Cole. If you really want to feel old and a little perverted, Cole played Ross’ son on Friends, so effectively, you’re about to see 21-year old Ben Gellar with his junk in his hand. What a time to be alive!

Top 27 Leaked Nude Celeb Photos of All Time [NSFW]

Picture of Scarlette Johannsson - leaked celebrity nudesCelebrity nudes = Fame, fortune and filth. Leaked celebrity nude photos inspire instant adoration and fascination from the masses, most of whom are sexually frustrated enough to care. This is the state of today’s celebrities. Especially if you want to get or stay famous.

Can you imagine classy icons like Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn posing naked for photographs? They at least had self-respect. However, thanks to the wonderful technological advances of mobile phones and those cameras they’ve got built into them, we are now a planet of people capturing their nether-regions and sending them to other humans.

Celebs are no different… apart from the small fact that people want to hack into their phones and share them with the world. So which leaked celeb photos are the best?