When Christina Applegate took the role of ditzy teen Kelly on the TV sitcom “Married with Children,” she was forever branded a bombshell airhead. Future film roles did nothing to dispel that image. She said yes to forgettable movies like “Mars Attacks” and “Jaws of Satan,” then struck pay dirt with “The Legend of Ron Burgundy.” Sorta.
The petite Sagittarian has impressive roots. The child of a record executive and singer-actress Nancy Priddy, Christina made her acting debut at five months in commercials for Playtex nursing products. Were baby-focused jobs to be her destiny? Ironically, she raced back to work on the “Up All Night” film set right after giving birth and lists the 1991 TV movie, “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” among her dubious credentials.
Christina’s health issues have ranged from bizarre to life-threatening. Treated by doctors for migraines after developing an unhealthy dependence on the video game “Guitar Hero,” Christina refused to stop playing. On a more serious note, a breast cancer diagnosis in 2008 led to a double mastectomy. Married twice, 46-year-old Christina adores daughter Sadie and swears that she no longer finds dead babysitters to be a funny prospect.
Here’s our favorite of her getting some love from hottie Cameron Diaz in a moving vehicle:
Everyone and their pet hamster is thirsting to see Christina Applegate naked. Unfortunately, she has disappointed on this front in so many ways. No leaked selfies. No hacked photos. No topless beach pics. No nude scenes in any movies (so far). Which leaves us with the wearisome decision to publish the not-so-real photos below. We hope they’ll suffice for now until something else surfaces. Fingers crossed.