Hold onto your hats, this is a first – Jennifer Aniston has shown a shred of dignity regarding her personal life!

We know, we’re shocked too. Maybe she’s taken a knock to the head or something. But, nevertheless, Jennifer Aniston has apparently turned down a $10million offer from Hugh Hefner to appear naked in Playboy.

Well, obviously that’s unless Angelina Jolie decides to pose naked for Playboy any time soon, because if she does then Jennifer Aniston is quite willing to ram an endoscope up her clodge and project the resulting images onto the surface of the moon. For free. Obviously.

Playboy has lost its sparkle lately, hasn’t it? Thanks to the internet, we’re all able to look at the naked breasts of literally any celebrity on Earth. Or, failing that, the head of any celebrity on Earth badly photoshopped onto a pair of naked breasts. Or, failing that, a horrifyingly detailed pencil drawing of any celebrity on Earth’s naked breasts as imagined by a clammy 50-year-old friendless virgin whose major aspiration in life is to become a dangerous stalker.

In summary, Playboy is redundant.

However, you’ve got to love Playboy for the way it refuses to admit defeat with its increasingly-desperate publicity stunts. First Playboy wanted Lindsay Lohan to get naked. Then, when it realised its mistake – nobody’s going to pay to see a something that they’ve already seen so often that the thought of it makes them feel a bit sick – Playboy changed targets and asked Miley Cyrus to be naked.

But, again, that was a misfire – people were not only repulsed by the idea of a naked 15-year-old girl, but there isn’t a man on the planet who’ll  admit to being aroused by anything that’s 50% Billy Ray Cyrus.

So Playboy has gone for one last roll of the dice – it wants Jennifer Aniston to get naked, and it’s willing to pay her $10million for it. But, guess what, Jennifer Aniston isn’t having any of it. MTV reports:

The 40-year-old was reportedly approached with the offer by magazine boss Hugh Hefner after her recent photo shoot for GQ in which she posed nude save for a well placed necktie. At the time the Playboy Boss remarked of the cover: “This looks like the cover of Playboy. I’m much impressed by Jennifer. Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?”

It might seem strange that Jennifer Aniston won’t get naked for Playboy when she was only just naked in GQ a few months ago, but that’d be failing to understand a simple truth – Jennifer Aniston will only get naked when a) she’s got a film coming out, b) she thinks that it’ll make Angelina Jolie remember all the sex she used to have with Brad Pitt and flinch like a baby eating a lemon or c) she hasn’t been in a celebrity magazine for upwards of 36 hours.

So it looks like we’ll just have to get used to the idea of a world without a naked Jennifer Aniston centrefold in Playboy. Shame. We’ll have to think of something else to plaster all over our front door to keep burglars away when we’re on holiday now.

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