You’re probably not bothered about who the frig I am. In the age of internet neediness, I’ll tell you anyway. I’m Mof Gimmers and I’m looking after Hecklerspray for the week while normal Grande Fromage Mr Heritage is off swanning around the VD clinics of Europe like a depressed divorcee.
This, of course, is your opportunity to abuse me and the site and claim ‘It’s not as funny as it used to be’ over and over, until I self harm myself so badly that all I’m left with is diseased marrow. It’ll be fun.
Mof.