Folded:

• Kasteel Cru (spiffy champagne yeast beer, if you can find it)
• President Hollywood (catch Monday’s repeat on BBC4; this is a worthwhile look at the correlation between real life American presidents and those in the movies. Unsurprisingly The West Wing features heavily)
• The return of The Fonejacker (whom we interviewed here)
• Eva Mendes (doesn’t piss us off for some reason)
• 21 on DVD (a load of old tosh you can happily watch on a rainy Saturday evening with your dog and a bag of Chipsticks)

Creased:

• The current spate of Orange cinema promos (first Rob Lowe’s, now Angelica Huston’s – the next one better feature Matt Le Blanc flogging All the Queen’s Men 2: Dragkirk)
• Bring Back Star Wars (fat Bungle JLC talks to unemployed cast members and touches his man boobs – for an hour and forty minutes!!!)
• The Sex Education Show (a close up vagina [not just the dust jacket] before 9.00 pm and a busty lady strapping herself into a corset; passable edutainment for those who didn’t grow up watching Eurotrash we suppose)
• Jam packed replacement bus services for The Tube (smelly)
• CelebAir (can’t wait for CelebCattlebanging, it’s on TMF next year)