If you liked Fonejacker – and you should have done, because we’ll trust you slightly less if you didn’t – then it goes without saying that you’ll like Facejacker, Kayvan Novak’s latest shot at glory.

And if you liked both, you’re in a bit of luck. Yesterday Facejacker was released on DVD in a boxset along with the first two seasons of Fonejacker. We’re telling you this because it’s very good and also, naturally, we’ve got three copies to give away.

To be in with a chance of winning one of the Facejacker/Fonejacker DVD boxsets, just send an email with FACEJACKER BOMPETITION! in the subject line to hello[AT]hecklerspray.com, including your name, address and email. Winners will be notified by email. UK readers only.

The early and the late.

Folded:

• Kasteel Cru (spiffy champagne yeast beer, if you can find it)
• President Hollywood (catch Monday’s repeat on BBC4; this is a worthwhile look at the correlation between real life American presidents and those in the movies. Unsurprisingly The West Wing features heavily)
• The return of The Fonejacker (whom we interviewed here)
• Eva Mendes (doesn’t piss us off for some reason)
• 21 on DVD (a load of old tosh you can happily watch on a rainy Saturday evening with your dog and a bag of Chipsticks)

Creased:

• The current spate of Orange cinema promos (first Rob Lowe’s, now Angelica Huston’s – the next one better feature Matt Le Blanc flogging All the Queen’s Men 2: Dragkirk)
• Bring Back Star Wars (fat Bungle JLC talks to unemployed cast members and touches his man boobs – for an hour and forty minutes!!!)
• The Sex Education Show (a close up vagina [not just the dust jacket] before 9.00 pm and a busty lady strapping herself into a corset; passable edutainment for those who didn’t grow up watching Eurotrash we suppose)
• Jam packed replacement bus services for The Tube (smelly)
• CelebAir (can’t wait for CelebCattlebanging, it’s on TMF next year)