The apprentice is back! You might?ve been missing it, but lets face it, that's pretty unlikely since the last series was on our screens roughly 20 seconds ago. But this time, it's different. Apparently. As far as we can tell it's exactly the same, but maybe a little more like Dragon?s Den. It's complicated.
Basically, it's like this. Rather than getting a six-figure salaried job, this year?s winner gets ?250k to go off and start their own business. It seems that Lord Sugar?s got pissed off with the winners messing up his own businesses ? or getting up the duff as soon as they get there (yes, we're looking at you, Yasmina) ? and so has decided to inflict them on society as a whole.
It's the work of an evil genius; he gets to pretend he's ?supporting British business?, when really he's just watching his own back. He might be pretending to be wholesome, but we know the truth.