To celebrate the momentous release of the Bruce Willis aftershave (mostly testosterone-infused sweat, with top notes of blood, inflammable material and rosehips). We've taken the time to put together the all-time, Top Ten Die Hard Films. Simple tales of a man with a dream. A dream of running around shirtless, covered in blood and shooting at things, admittedly, but still a dream.
And to those of you who say ?but there's only four films. That's a stupid idea. You're stupid?.
We say you're just not trying hard enough. And that's exactly what the terrorists want.
Top Ten after the jump.