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Kelly Rowland Is The Latest Nipple Slipper [Video]

by Mof Gimmers

Nicki Minaj got everyone outraged when her left nipple leapt up and freed itself from the shackles of her clothing on Good Morning America. And now, former Destiny Child Kelly Rowland has joined the nipple slip club. That’s right. Her boobs have popped out. During a routine at a concert in West Orange, New Jersey, [...]

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Denise Richards Talks About Her Three Boobs And Being Lesbian To Make Teenagers Explode

by Mof Gimmers

Denise Richards is a woman created by teenage boy’s minds. That’s exactly why Charlie Sheen shacked up with her. And of course, what with Richards being the world’s greatest wit, she has a lot to say about her appearance. Basically, she’d like to make the arrested developed among you excited by talking about her boobies [...]

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Taylor Momsen Gets Young Women To Strip Onstage And Get Us All Put On A Special List

by Mof Gimmers

Taylor Momsen likes to shock people. She burned her dog’s nuts and flashed her barely legal boobies at everyone and generally likes to pass herself off as the more reckless, firmer Iggy Pop. Alas, her tunes are awful and it reeks of the worst type of attention seeking (as opposed to the fun kind where [...]

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Karen Gillan And The Word Naked Is Very Search Term Friendly, Despite Being Old News (We Have A Picture Though)

by Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we completely forgot to write about Karen Gillan being found naked on the floor of a hotel in New York. Despite the fact it is quite literally yesterday’s news, everyone still seems to be talking about it today. So of course, not wanting to miss out on that lovely traffic, invariably being swept up [...]

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Heidi Montag Nearly Popped Her Inflatables Working Out 14-Hours-A-Day

by Amy Grindhouse

The lies with which Heidi Montag is filled are the softest known to man. So, when you give her a squeeze, you can’t tell she’s fake. Realising that her star has lost its luster, Heidi has taken to flat-out embellishing about her disfigured form in order to remain in the media. And, because we’re a [...]

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has Magical Lips. Yes, Really

by Amy Grindhouse

We’re going to start this off by dragging your collective minds out of the gutter… we mean the lips on her face. Anyone who thought different will be made to sit and write 1,000 lines, with an also-ostracised Editor Mof Gimmers. Explaining why her breasts were cast to offset the bombastic and yet somehow monotonous [...]

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Christina Aguilera Has Problems With Her Breasts On Television

by Mof Gimmers

Since Christina Aguilera flubbed the American National anthem at the Super Bowl, starred in the impressively eventless Burlesque and got arrested for being more drunk than Oliver Reed’s liver, she’s not been too much fun. In fact, she’s been something of a bore. Instead of properly going off the rails, she’s turned into a little [...]

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Taylor Momsen Is Serious About Music, But Alas, Not So Much About Putting Clothes On

by Mof Gimmers

Taylor Momsen, is like, totally serious about her music and wants us all to know that, despite distracting us from said music by constantly getting her lady baps out, this really isn’t a “vanity” project. Of course, you’ll definitely know Momsen from her role as Jenny Humphrey in Gossip Girl. However, she’s been effectively thrown [...]

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Hecklerspray’s Nude Celebrity Breakdown: Spring 2011

by Kris Silver

Spring is in the air, those gloomy winter days are behind us for another year and we can look forward to all of the joys that the sunshine brings: flowers blooming, birds singing and, most importantly, BOOBS! That’s right, it’s the time of year where celebrity clothes disappear at the same rate as clouds. This [...]

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Taylor Momsen Too Busy Applying Eyeshadow To Remain Madonna’s Material Girl

by Amy Grindhouse

Taylor Momsen is no longer the face and eyeshadow of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes Leon’s Material Girl fashion line. For some reason, fashion lines associated with Madonna don’t sell themselves. While we work out why not, and why her 14-year-old daughter wasn’t the first spokesmodel for her own teenage fashion line, we’ll just let [...]

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