Dunderheaded, probably passed off as post-modernist satire, Duke Nukem is coming back in a bevvy of boobs, stupid weapons, grating asides and dreadful metal bands. Of course, those onside adore him. Everyone wonders why people still play first-person shooters.
Either way, there’s a fizzing excitement in the gaming world as Duke Nukem Forever looms. It is getting an international release from June 10th onward across everything apart from the Wii.
And now, there’s a pissing trailer which features lesbian schoolgirls, aliens, pole dancers, daft weapons and Duke’s infamous all-action hero voice. Basically, he’s the man Jason Statham has based his whole career on. Which is a terrifying prospect.
Duke Nukem has come a long, long way since he first stepped out back in ’91, but the ethos remains – blow stuff up, punch all the blood out of baddies and watch naked women wriggle around while muttering grunty asides.
And of course, the aliens are invading again and, naturally, there’s only Duke can save us.
Aside from the array of OTT weapons and shrink-rays, Duke will be shooting hoops, working on his guns and reading bongo mags and all that stuff that you’ll be invariably passing off as being tongue-in-cheek.
You don’t what we have to say, so here’s the trailer which everyone is getting in a twist about.
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EssBen says
Conan! What is best in life?
“blow stuff up, punch all the blood out of baddies and watch naked women wriggle around while muttering grunty asides.
And of course, aliens”
ye and indeed ha :D