Do you want to hear our Strictly Come Dancing poem? It goes “Strictly Come Dancing, Famous people prancing, When we watch it we wish we were dead.” That last line probably needs a bit of work in all honesty.
But dubious forays into poetry aside, the new series of Strictly Come Dancing starts sooner than we can bear, and the Strictly Come Dancing celebrity contestants have already been named. That’s why this week – much like most of last week – we’re dipping our toes into the pre-series Strictly Come Dancing betting odds. But we’re not dipping our toes for very long, because we suspect the water is acidic. Plus it smells a bit of old lady wee. Anyway, join us.
Today we’re looking at the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Alesha Dixon and John Barnes, with help as ever from Paddy Power…
Alesha Dixon – Who the hell is Alesha Dixon? Remember Mis-Teeq? The UK garage girlband that only got lumped in with UK garage because of them barked like a dog instead of properly singing? Well, Alesha Dixon is the girl who barks like a dog. But if that’s too far back for you to think, Alesha Dixon is also the woman who had an aborted solo career last year and whose husband cheated on her with Javine, the 2005 UK Eurovision entry. Alesha Dixon is a wronged woman and she’ll be bound to take her aggression out on Strictly Come Dancing like it was Flashdance or something. Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 8/1
John Barnes – Who the hell is John Barnes? Wearer of appalling suits, former endorser of isotonic Lucozade drinks and performer of the worst verse of rap anywhere outside of Germany, John Barnes is a living legend. Capped 79 times for England, and the 1988 PFA player of the year, on paper John Barnes looks like a shoo-in to win Strictly Come Dancing. But hold your horses – don’t forget that John Barnes widens by three feet each calender month he’s alive, plus even at his peak it took him 23 minutes for him to run from one side of the pitch to the other. Frankly it’s a wonder that John Barnes is this high up the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – Current Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – 31/2
Tomorrow – Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook? It’s a deal. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Strictly Come Dancing betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Hannah church says
i think alisha and kelly should be in the final coz they are te best!!!!
But i do think every oneis improving fastly!!!
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Hannah x x x