Holy Sweet Merciful Lord! What a day! Around lunch time, my friend Danielle messages me at work to see if I had checked out Rob Kardashian’s Instagram meltdown, which I hadn’t. However, once I did I was riddled with anxiety as I still had to work another seven fucking hours before I could blog about it!
Today, Rob Kardashian went on one of his infamous social media tirades, this time DRAAAAAAGGGGING his baby mama, Blac Chyna, posting everything from her tit pics, ass pics, pussy pics, urethra pics, inner intestine, aorta, cerebellum, EVERYTHING!
Rob’s Instagram drag of Chyna has captured the world with it’s trashy beauty, and I, of course, screen shot every damn thing before Instagram (or Rob himself) deleted it.
To sum it up, Chyna has been throwing her vagina to every brother who says he’ll invest in her waist trainers, and she’s been sending Rob weird videos of her fucking these guys. Some of the guys she’s been fucking (allegedly) with her kids home. Meanwhile, she’s still been sending Rob nudes and letting him cum all up in that. Rob’s also been spending a fortune keeping her in jewels, cars, plastic surgery, booze, clothes, and drugs, because HE IS A DAMN FOOL!
Anyway, here’s some shots of what went down:
Rob even dragged T.I. into this shit, saying T.I. and his wife, Tiny, paid Blac Chyna to have threesomes with them! The fuck???
First of all, let’s acknowledge the elephant in the room that yeah, Rob Kardashian probably did break some revenge porn laws by posting Chyna’s nudes. Like, if you wanna expose her for being completely rebuilt by a surgeon after a baby while your dumb ass pays for it, that’s fine, but you don’t need to show us her actual cooch.
Second, Robert, you are not telling us anything we didn’t already know so stop acting like you’re “exposing” Chyna. OMG, Chyna is a hoe ass, drunken party girl who LEGIT had a baby with you to spite the Kardashians and so she could get that money? Hold up while I DO NOT pick my jaw up off the floor because I have been saying that FOR-FUCKING-EVER! I will never call another woman a hoe for going out and getting that dick, but Chyna legit had a sweet little innocent baby she probably didn’t even want just to fuck up Kylie Jenner’s shit. That is hoe level 99 and I have zero respect for it. Of course she wasn’t going to want shit to do with Rob and Dream once Tyga and Kylie broke up. However, she still needs Rob to fund her so she can snort the good shit off some BBC. Rob Kardashian, I am sorry for your sweet little baby, but not you, because you are DUMB. AS. SHIT. (That being said, you also made my day).
Third, this is actually hilarious:
Bitch is always on Instagram trying to sell that tight tummy tea when we all know the only thing that tea be giving anybody is the shits, amirite? Even Kourtney Kardashian liked this post before it got deleted.
And last, but not least, in the few hours that Rob was getting on with this shit he went from 9.3 million followers to 9.9 million before Instagram deleted his account. Over half a million followers in TWO HOURS! Imma start posting nudes of my exes and airing my grievances on Instagram. Get me some followers!
I’m sure there is more to this story and it’s probably unfolding as we speak, but I just worked for 13 hours, so, you know.