Even though she’s got a body like the underside of a giant tortoise’s varnished stomach, Jodie Marsh is very happy with her new bodybuilder look. Very happy. Very, very happy.
In fact, Jodie ‘Oh Jesus Christ, It’s Like The Cuprinol Man Came To Life!’ Marsh is saying… with a completely straight face… that she’s feeling more attractive than ever.
Yes really.
Seeing as Jodie used to be a glamour model (now a woman clearly broken by the battle with Jordan/Katie Price/The Woman Who Made Peter Andre Cry), we should take note of her views on beauty. If anyone knows about all that, then it’s Jodie ‘Looks Like A Condom Full Of Conkers’ Marsh.
So now, we’ll all be wanting to look just like her, right?
Well, to achieve this look, we must follow her diet of egg whites and protein shakes while hitting the gymnasium, constantly.
Soon, we will all look like broken sideboards!
Says Jodie, with her massively muscular lower mandible:
‘I’m the prettiest I’ve ever looked’
‘If you’re not in the bodybuilding world it is scary, but to me it’s normal.
‘I think I still look really feminine.’
Jodie Marsh there, with her penis waggling around. And she’s going to keep this up. This isn’t some flight of fancy. Nosireebob!
‘I feel proud when I look in the mirror’
‘I still can’t believe it’s my body. Like, when I look at my abs, I’m just like, f*cking hell, I love it so much!’
Hands up if you can’t believe it either.
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Mangosta says
On balance, I’d rather f*** it than fight it.