Is this the face of the woman at the centre of the potential split between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Or is it just some random photograph we found online? We don’t know. Neither do you. You’d never really thought about any old picture being used as a possibility in the media until now.
That’s because you’re outrageously gullible.
Either way, this is one of the three photographs being touted around various publications of Sara Leal who is the alleged gal who had sex with Ashton Kutcher. You’re all pretty media savvy. Now the fun begins with angry refuting and potential topless photoshoots in glossy magazines! HURRAY!
The NYPost is saying that Sara Leal is asking for a huge some of money from Kutcher to keep quiet about the whole sexy sexy thing. Of course, now a name is attached to the story, it seems a bit pointless to say “I’ll quietly walk away if you pay me“.
What we can’t help but admire that this request was put in on the same day Kutch’ and wife Demi Moore celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary.
The 23 year old Leal is all set to spill the sausage and beans regarding her hook-up with the Two and a Half Men star (what is it about that show and infidelities?). The mutterings suggest that Leal and Kutcher bumped uglies at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego last Friday after a night on the lash.
Of course, the cool thing about watching a relationship get trashed (what? They’re human beings with feelings?! GETOUTTATOWN!) is that this could be just the beginning.
Look at the way Tiger Woods went from being in a small sticky spot to Jesus! He had roughly 3 million mistresses! THE DAWG!
And this isn’t the first whisper Kutcher putting this wang where it shouldn’t be wanging. Last year, a woman named Brittney Jones was hauling a story around claiming to have bedded Ashton, complete with corresponding sex tape.
Even better about this story is that it stars the increasingly mental Demi Moore. On twitter, she’s been spouting some really odd things.
Recently, she quoted a Greek philosopher, writing:
“When we are offended at any man?s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger”
Last Monday, she posted a picture of her face with her eyes closed, and the words:
“I see through you.”
Hopefully, this is all about to blow up and, with any luck, there could be an Owen Wilson-style suicide attempt. COME ON HOLLYWOOD! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
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