The slightly good looking version of Dean Gaffney, James Franco, has inexplicably decided to open his mouth and let some words come out. The current words of choice revolve around social networking.
According to Mr Franco, who we have to confess to having absolutely no idea who he is, social networking is as dead as a dead duck.
Of course, this fella who is probably some kind of jazz singer like Michael Buble or something, has been an avid Tweeter but now thinks that twitter is over and done with.
This man, who means absolutely nothing to anyone, said:
?Social media is over. Still up there. Going down. You heard it here first”
He continued, apropos of nothing
?My thought was, ?This is my Twitter. I can do whatever I want.? But certain companies I work with contacted me about what I was saying?
And what? So someone got in touch and either noticed what you were saying or decided that what you were saying wasn’t appropriate, which left you to cry off like a simpering, snivelling little sack of wimp?
More pressingly, who is James Franco? Tell us in the comments or whatever. Better yet, call him names on our twitter account because he’ll never see it there.
Be as libellous as you want.
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Randypan says
I think he’s some sort of street performer.
Frank says
He caused a stir in 2008 when his penis was bitten off in a vegetarian restaurant in Texas.