Sofia Vergara is not a name many on this side of the pond are familiar with.
Actually, most on the other side of the pond aren’t sure either but that hasn’t stopped her having a dig at a few of the walking wax figures around Hollywood. Vergara is known to most as the resident MILF in the surprisingly good sitcom Modern Family, and thanks to her wise decision to have a child as a teenager and regain her figure easily, she’s also pretty hot. Like stupidly hot. Imagine a Latino version of Christina Hendricks with an equally momentous pair of bosoms and you’re in the right area.
Thanks to her new sex symbol status, mind-numbingly obvious questions about the Hollywood standard of beauty are being hurled at her by male journalists who would probably rather being motorboating for their life instead of asking questions and shit.
She told Esquire:
“L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
OH NO SHE DIDN’T. We may not know much about the Columbian but clearly Vergera is one brave bitch because Madonna is going to rock up at her house in her favourite soul-eating crotchless leotard and give her what for.
It’s always easy for hot and young-ish women to have a dig at older women who filled wank banks across the globe once upon a time, because they haven’t begun the inevitable slide into menopause. Maybe we should remember to have a gander at what Vergera looks like in 10 years to see if she goes back on her word and slashes her face beyond recognition. Or we could all go on with our lives, how about that?
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stella says
What about her plastic boobs? That’s women all over, throwing gibes at women and not daring to scoff at menopausal men with Chinish eyes, buttock/tummy tucks, extruded dicks, orange-size prostate, grafted bum-and-pubic hair on their skulls, and packs of Viagra in their pockets.
Just look at Michael Douglas and the likes
Ben says
First of all, I’m colombian. And I HATE Sofia Vergara (Search the meaning of ‘Verga’, she’s just a Cara de Verga! (Dick face!)) She’s just eager to get some attention, because in our contry she’s just like a cheap whore. I’m embarrased of her talking in that way, because I’m thinking: who she thinks she is! She’s just a slut triying to look like an actress, and she sucks! (take a look at ‘chasing papi’ ewwwww digusting!) She just wants her name to be linked with Madonna’s for promotions, for God’s sake, I hope she just gets in teh grabage bin where she belongs soon and that thata shit she’s making on the US just falls into oblivion. Fuck you Dickhead!
Claynna says
If this dumb hoe with her fake accent is around in 30 years like Madonna, then she can talk crap.
What about her fake tits? Dumb putana!