Hybrid of Har Mar Superstar and the thing that comes out of the screen in the Ring film, Nicole Polizzi of Jersey Shore, has reached the point of being utterly sick and tired of… well… herself. Now, this isn’t going to end up in some kind of suicide bid, where she finds herself on a rooftop threatening to chuck herself off and into the blades of a passing combine harvester.
Rather, she’s pretty bored of her own nickname. Her nickname is Snooki if you were wondering and, no, it isn’t a reference to how good she is at clocking 147 breaks on the baize.
The Thing That Occupies Valuable Fame Space says that, while the name undoubtedly helped her to be kinda famous, she’s thinks that it is all a bit old and now, she misses being called by her name… which of course means that people will now shout “Oi! Nicole Polizzi! I’ve seen you on TV! You dick!”
She said she misses people calling her by her real name… she misses being called Nicole:
“I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole”
See? So why then, would you put ‘Snooki’ on the front of your new book (‘A Shore Thing’, available in the 9p bargain bin at all good bookshops) then? You’d only do that if you were toweringly thick, right?
Either way, if you’re excited at the prospect of a Snooki Booki, then the story revolves around a young lady called Gia and her cousin Isabella who go to the shore with the hopes of having, like, totally the best summer, like, ever!
If you can’t even begin to imagine that you’d be arsed reading a book written by someone called Snooki, then rest assured, you could watch some of the awful Jersey Shore and look at the ‘bond’ between Snooki and co-star Jenni Farley aka J Woww.
Apparently, the book is based on their friendship but sadly, not their preposterous nicknames.
We’re off to get punched in the face by one of the ‘stars’ of the show and, hopefully, we’ll get a book deal where we chronicle the days of bitter, jaundiced bloggers who find fulfilment while shitting into a football sock.
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College Grad says
use spell check and check your grammar MOF