On Thursday, England will try to be a bit less pathetic in the second Ashes test against Australia.
One man who has never given up on England is WG Grace, the screaming beardy man on Channel Four that yells "bring it on" all the time.
Now he has his own game. You must smash an iron ball as far as you can with your cricket bat. Obviously, there’s an Australian attached to the ball by a chain – they are all ‘convicts’ after all.
Smash the Australians all the way back to Kangaroo Land! In a slightly ironic xenophobic way!
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I bet JBollocks never played this one.
No, I haven’t but I’ll show it to my kids!
I was just wondering if you can choose which Australian to hurt.
I’ve got a fucking list.