You know what it’s like. You’re minding your own business, doing absolutely nothing wrong and then, KAPOW! Some awful Coldplay song barges into your subconscious while being used as an aspirational bit on some dreary television show.
It simply isn’t fair.
However, thanks to a singing intruder (there clearly should be more ‘singing intruders’… it needs to be a ‘thing’), Chris Martin now knows exactly what it is like for the rest of us poor, innocent, ear-having plebians.
According to various reports, the Coldplay frontweapon revealed how he had to chuck an intruder out of the garden of his family home that he shares with Gwyneth ‘oh jeez, she’s started singing too’ Paltrow.
This warbling trespasser managed to get into Martin’s garden and started singing Coldplay tracks to his pals who were stood outside the premises.
Martin:
“I had a guy the other day who climbed over the gate of our house and started singing Coldplay songs to his friends on the street.”
He added, showing what a dreadful control-freak bore he is:
“Listen, you’re just not doing that right.”
“He politely left. It was bordering on intrusion. Still, it’s nice that people like the songs.”
A proper celebrity would have attacked them with a shovel handle or sent armed guards to get the stun-guns out, but no, not beige Chris Martin. It’s all Polite This and Excuse Me That.
What a grating loser.
dlysen says
Sounds crazy, but I love to hear Coldplay
Jamie Greco says
It’s not crazy diysen. Coldplay is a great band. But people like the “author” of this blog are insecure about their coolness factor (for good reason) and therefore try to up their ante by publically ridiculing something or someone that’s extremely popular. It’s pretty pathetic, but who are we to say anythiing if this practice supports their fragile (again, for good reason) collective egos.
In fact, I’d like to help this person. That’s right Mof. Coldplay sucks. That’s why so many of today’s top musicians and producers clamor to work with them. So that suckiness rubs off on them.
Speaking of suckiness, how many people showed up at your last gig? You’re not a musician? Not a surprise.
Cookie Monster says
I would temper that by pointing-out that Coldplay’s snarky celebrity blog totally sucks ass.