Remember in the late 80’s/super early 90’s when it was really cool for a guy to have a rat’s tail hair do? Or in the rest of the 90’s when it was really cool for a guy to look like he barely showered or washed his clothes? Or in the early 2000’s when guys started to get their eyebrow pierced and that was the look? Ladies, do you miss these hot looks? Of course you do. Well, lucky for you one man has decided to bring them all back AT ONCE! And of course I’m talking about Shia LaBeouf.
It’s like Shia woke up and was like: Ok, do I want to look like I’m in a) a?New Kids on the Block cover group, b) a Pearl Jam cover band, or c) an early years Linkin Park cover band? And then his eyebrowless girlfriend was like “Baby, why you don’t go for all three?” And he was like “Yes…yes!”
I’m sure a lot of people are just looking at Shia’s new look and thinking “Ugh, there goes Shia LaBeouf again, doing something weird. How long until Jaden Smith copies this shit?” But I actually think Shia’s whole look is on fleek.
Who knew that if you mixed together three of the most unattractive male trends of the last twenty-five years that it would come together and look so perfect? Shia doesn’t look like a crazy rich kid who gets kicked out of Broadway shows anymore. No, now he looks like a third generation?miner who works in a small?failing mining town who also?sings lead in a mediocre Metallica cover band at the local dive bar every weekend.
That look might not sound like anything special, but it’s a hell of a lot better than looking like regular, pretentious douche bag, Shia LaBeouf, you know?
The only way this look could let me down would be if I found out that that rat’s tail was not real, but a clip in extension. You don’t fake a rat’s tail. A rat’s tail in 2015 isn’t just a hair style, it’s a way of life.
allure searles says
I like his new look he looks good Shia LaBeouf is my favorite actor I love his movies there awesome I have disturbia and holes.
Shi says
Dude is such a douche!