When a celebrity couple splits up, two things are always guaranteed to happen. First, the couple will ask for privacy during "this difficult time," and then one will blab about it on the telly anyway.
The last big celebrity split-up was between Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong. It was only about a week ago, but already Sheryl has already been yammering about it to Ellen
Degeneres on her TV show. Those terrible bland songs won’t sell themselves, you know.
Sheryl Crow (CDs) and Lance Armstrong suddenly split up
last week, right before their wedding. After just seven days, emotions
are still bound to be raw, feeling are still bound to be confused,
psyches are bound to be a bit delica… what’s that? Sheryl’s already
recorded a jokey TV interview all about splitting up with Lance? Oh, OK.
So much for the healing process, and the "We ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very
difficult time," statement that Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong were throwing about last week, then.
Sheryl Crow has reportedly recorded an interview for The Ellen
Degeneres Show, which will be broadcast in America today. And during
the interview, Sheryl told everyone that she was young, free and single
again. Well, not that young. And about as free as her deafening
biological clock will allow her to be. But single, yes. And she’s back
on the market:
"I’m telling you, all my friends say I have to get right back on
the bike and I keep saying ‘Maybe not a bike.’"
See?
Because Lance Armstrong was famous for riding a bike, you see. What a
wag Sheryl Crow is. On a more serious note, Sheryl took the time to all
the people who she wants to buy her new single have stuck with her through thick and thin:
"You live your life in the public eye, it is really
cool that people have been spectacularly kind. You just have to take it one day
at a time."
Read more:
Sheryl Crow Talks About Armstrong Split – FemaleFirst
[story by Stuart Heritage]
skumora says
I wonder if these divorces and breakups by celebrities are not just ways to pump up CD and movie sales.
Halfmad says
Not every woman wants a baby. Harrison Ford just opened at movie at 63. Perhaps you should examine your double-standard.
Todd says
…and bike races.
Joe10 says
Yes! It’s the EXACT same thing with Jennifer Aniston when that stupid move Derailed came out!!!
So True!
skip says
She may be a wag, but why is Lance off the hook? I live in Austin and most people here, while rooting for our ‘hometown hero,’ still recognize him as the selfish, jock-jerk that he is. Maybe his first marriage, which he ended after cheating on his wife, had something to do with that.
At any rate, maybe it’s Sheryl’s fault for not picking her words – or her boyfriends – a little more carefully.
kalty says
i love lance and sherly can go and get stuffed 4 all i care LANCE get BAK ON UR BIKE WITH KIK
The Dread Pirate Sausage! says
People of 2006,
I am the dread pirate, Sausage! I come from 2008- two years into your future. And I bring portent!
In the year 2009 an African-American will be elected American president by an overwhelming majority of bigots.
Britney Spears’ career will be reset to superstardom as though nothing ever happened. Her father will be paid something like 10k/month to take care of his own daughter and will be awarded a 2 or so grand RAISE(!!) by the courts!
The Wii will beat the Playstation down to the ground like a one-legged Crip in Blood territory…
…and Stuart Heritage will still be funny.