Sheryl Crow Does The Lance Armstrong Blabby Blab

When a celebrity couple splits up, two things are always guaranteed to happen. First, the couple will ask for privacy during "this difficult time," and then one will blab about it on the telly anyway.

The last big celebrity split-up was between Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong. It was only about a week ago, but already Sheryl has already been yammering about it to Ellen
Degeneres on her TV show. Those terrible bland songs won’t sell themselves, you know.

Sheryl Crow (CDs) and Lance Armstrong suddenly split up
last week, right before their wedding. After just seven days, emotions
are still bound to be raw, feeling are still bound to be confused,
psyches are bound to be a bit delica… what’s that? Sheryl’s already
recorded a jokey TV interview all about splitting up with Lance? Oh, OK.

So much for the healing process, and the "We ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very
difficult time," statement that Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong were throwing about last week, then.

Sheryl Crow has reportedly recorded an interview for The Ellen
Degeneres Show, which will be broadcast in America today. And during
the interview, Sheryl told everyone that she was young, free and single
again. Well, not that young. And about as free as her deafening
biological clock will allow her to be. But single, yes. And she’s back
on the market:

"I’m telling you, all my friends say I have to get right back on
the bike and I keep saying ‘Maybe not a bike.’"

See?
Because Lance Armstrong was famous for riding a bike, you see. What a
wag Sheryl Crow is. On a more serious note, Sheryl took the time to all
the people who she wants to buy her new single have stuck with her through thick and thin:

"You live your life in the public eye, it is really
cool that people have been spectacularly kind. You just have to take it one day
at a time."

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Sheryl Crow Talks About Armstrong Split - FemaleFirst 

[story by Stuart Heritage]