Sexiest Women Of The Noughties (So Far)

By David Schwartz on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:00pm4 Comments


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shakira1With The Noughties almost at an end, it’s time to reflect.

How will they best be remembered? Will people look back at a decade of global disasters, like 9/11, the world banking crisis and George W Bush? Or even the rise of talentless celebs such as Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?

Well, we could list things all day, but being the shallow idiots we are, we have instead decided to focus on what really matters – the sexiest women. Call it a study of our shifting ideas about beauty and fashion if you like, but it’s really just another excuse to scour the internet for pictures of sexy girls.

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24 – Gisele

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Fancy a ride?

23 – Kim Kardashian

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Have you seen that sex tape?

22 – Vanessa Hudgens

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Almost makes watching High School Musical worthwhile. No, what are we thinking? She doesn’t.

21 – Marissa Miller

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A Sports Illustrated bikini model.

20 – Britney Spears

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OK, so she’s nuts, but she used to be quite hot.

19 – Keeley Hazell

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We can think of two reasons for her inclusion here.

18 – Hayden Panittiere

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17 – Halle Berry

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16 – Natalie Portman

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The only reason anyone watched the Star Wars prequels.

15 – Shakira

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Sexy, just don’t confuse her humble breasts for mountains.

14 – Evangeline Lilly

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13 – Tricia Helfer

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The sexiest toaster we’ve ever seen.

12 – Adriana Lima

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We are just nuts about this Brazilian.

11 – Beyonce

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That Jay-Z is a lucky chap.

10 – Scarlett Johannson

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Seems like everyone’s got Scarlett fever.

9 – Elisha Cuthert

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Back in 24, but is it better? No.

8 – Melissa Theuriau

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Looks, she can even make earthquakes sexy.

7 – Allesandra Ambrosio

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Ambrosio? Doesn’t that mean ‘food of the Gods’?

6 – Lena Heady

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Makes us proud to be British.

5 – Megan Fox

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What a, ahem, fox.

4 – Jessica Biel

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Easy virtues? We wish.

3 – Tina Fey

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Brains, beauty and funny. Perfect… almost.

2 – Angelina Jolie

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Two words – grey wetsuit.

1 – Jessica Alba

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We think we’re in love.

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