With The Noughties almost at an end, it’s time to reflect.
How will they best be remembered? Will people look back at a decade of global disasters, like 9/11, the world banking crisis and George W Bush? Or even the rise of talentless celebs such as Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?
Well, we could list things all day, but being the shallow idiots we are, we have instead decided to focus on what really matters – the sexiest women. Call it a study of our shifting ideas about beauty and fashion if you like, but it’s really just another excuse to scour the internet for pictures of sexy girls.
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24 – Gisele

Fancy a ride?
23 – Kim Kardashian

Have you seen that sex tape?
22 – Vanessa Hudgens

Almost makes watching High School Musical worthwhile. No, what are we thinking? She doesn’t.
21 – Marissa Miller

A Sports Illustrated bikini model.
20 – Britney Spears

OK, so she’s nuts, but she used to be quite hot.
19 – Keeley Hazell

We can think of two reasons for her inclusion here.
18 – Hayden Panittiere

17 – Halle Berry

16 – Natalie Portman

The only reason anyone watched the Star Wars prequels.
15 – Shakira

Sexy, just don’t confuse her humble breasts for mountains.
14 – Evangeline Lilly

13 – Tricia Helfer

The sexiest toaster we’ve ever seen.
12 – Adriana Lima

We are just nuts about this Brazilian.
11 – Beyonce

That Jay-Z is a lucky chap.
10 – Scarlett Johannson

Seems like everyone’s got Scarlett fever.
9 – Elisha Cuthert

Back in 24, but is it better? No.
8 – Melissa Theuriau

Looks, she can even make earthquakes sexy.
7 – Allesandra Ambrosio

Ambrosio? Doesn’t that mean ‘food of the Gods’?
6 – Lena Heady

Makes us proud to be British.
5 – Megan Fox

What a, ahem, fox.
4 – Jessica Biel

Easy virtues? We wish.
3 – Tina Fey

Brains, beauty and funny. Perfect… almost.
2 – Angelina Jolie

Two words – grey wetsuit.
1 – Jessica Alba

We think we’re in love.
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Jesus, this is crap. Is this the direction you want to go in? You want to be Nuts? Sad day.
u sik guy so ur sayin u wudnt fuk any of thm u fukin spoon
Good list! I agree!
Kim Kardashian? Really?? I had to look at the rest of your list with my eyes all squinty in dreaded anticipation of seeing Camilla Parker Bowles.
Kardashian? Has Heritage been feeding you fermented Mangoes?
Very beautiful models!
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