With The Noughties almost at an end, it's time to reflect.
How will they best be remembered? Will people look back at a decade of global disasters, like 9/11, the world banking crisis and George W Bush? Or even the rise of talentless celebs such as Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears?
Well, we could list things all day, but being the shallow idiots we are, we have instead decided to focus on what really matters ? the sexiest women. Call it a study of our shifting ideas about beauty and fashion if you like, but it's really just another excuse to scour the internet for pictures of sexy girls.
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24 – Gisele
Fancy a ride?
23 – Kim Kardashian
Have you seen that sex tape?
22 – Vanessa Hudgens
Almost makes watching High School Musical worthwhile. No, what are we thinking? She doesn’t.
21 – Marissa Miller
A Sports Illustrated bikini model.
20 – Britney Spears
OK, so she’s nuts, but she used to be quite hot.
19 – Keeley Hazell
We can think of two reasons for her inclusion here.
18 – Hayden Panittiere
17 – Halle Berry
16 – Natalie Portman
The only reason anyone watched the Star Wars prequels.
15 – Shakira
Sexy, just don’t confuse her humble breasts for mountains.
14 – Evangeline Lilly
13 – Tricia Helfer
The sexiest toaster we’ve ever seen.
12 – Adriana Lima
We are just nuts about this Brazilian.
11 – Beyonce
That Jay-Z is a lucky chap.
10 – Scarlett Johannson
Seems like everyone’s got Scarlett fever.
9 – Elisha Cuthert
Back in 24, but is it better? No.
8 – Melissa Theuriau
Looks, she can even make earthquakes sexy.
7 – Allesandra Ambrosio
Ambrosio? Doesn’t that mean ‘food of the Gods’?
6 – Lena Heady
Makes us proud to be British.
5 – Megan Fox
What a, ahem, fox.
4 – Jessica Biel
Easy virtues? We wish.
3 – Tina Fey
Brains, beauty and funny. Perfect… almost.
2 – Angelina Jolie
Two words – grey wetsuit.
1 – Jessica Alba
We think we’re in love.
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Stan says
Jesus, this is crap. Is this the direction you want to go in? You want to be Nuts? Sad day.
Bobby James says
Good list! I agree!
mst3kster says
Kim Kardashian? Really?? I had to look at the rest of your list with my eyes all squinty in dreaded anticipation of seeing Camilla Parker Bowles.
shooty* says
Kardashian? Has Heritage been feeding you fermented Mangoes?
jameson says
Very beautiful models!
jonajesicca says
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lewis papp says
u sik guy so ur sayin u wudnt fuk any of thm u fukin spoon