The newly released?video teaser for Vanessa Hudgens’ song, “$$$ex,”?is every bit as tasteful and understated as the name suggests, featuring Vanessa and a few other young ladies knitting socks for orphans?and studying the Bible, while a litter of adorable puppies snuggle at their feet.
Actually, it’s Vanessa and the members of girl group YLA (Young LA) dancing around a kitchen?like jacked-up strippers in bikinis, garters, neon ski masks,?and?other similarly demure closet staples, sucking on lollipops, giving the finger, and horsing around with beach balls and?what appear to be pool noodles. In short, it’s awesome.
Vanessa posted the slutty video footage on her new Tumblr page, and offered the following explanation for the?motivation behind the?riveting performance given by the lovely?ladies of YLA and herself:
?We just wanted to dance and get crazy! You don't have to go to Spring Break, you can bring Spring Break to youuu! We had ours in the kitchen. LOL! Sooo much fun.”
Though?”$$$ex” doesn’t appear on the official soundtrack, it’s inspired by Vanessa’s new movie, Spring Breakers, in which she, Selena Gomez, and others?manage to elevate acting vacuous and horny to the level of high art. The song’s teaser repeats the catchy and descriptive?tag line:
“Can you feel my hot sex?”
I won’t bore you with another lecture about Vanessa blossoming from a dainty?Disney princess into a full-blown sexpot. She’s an adult now … has been for quite a while actually … and we all get it. Most anyone with an Internet connection has seen her naked quite a few times. So this newest?slut-fest is?no big deal.
The point of releasing the teaser?is to excite fans about the full video, and I suspect that it did just that. With flying colors.?Perhaps it lacks a certain amount of class, but it’s spring break, mother-fuckers. Lighten up.
Shawn A.Johnson says
Hello Kate Upton, your probably Benz. Are maybe just playing with you bubba.maybe it’s just I’m sassy snuff with holding some of thousand looks seem so familiar, real. Keep shining. Well help all my be if we Jesus me perhaps that’s if I ever got into the Benz. Stop write here….