Sex And The City 2 is out next year. Yes, you’re right to be excited. Or dismayed. But mainly excited.
And guess what? There’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! If you’re the sort of person who thinks that drinking pikey cocktails and screeching the word ‘fabulous’ a lot makes up for the fact that you’re a dumpy friendless recruitment consultant from Eastbourne who can’t remember ever experiencing a recognisable human emotion, this is bound to be the best news EVER!
We’ve got the Sex And The City 2 trailer right here for you after the jump. Better yet, we’ve decoded the Sex And The City 2 trailer for you, moment by moment. It’s nothing less than you deserve.
We don’t know about you, but we’re so excited about next year’s Sex And The City 2. The first film just left so many questions unanswered, didn’t it, like ‘Where’s all the sex?’ and ‘Why is this called Sex And The City? There isn’t any sex in it. Really, when you think about it, it should be called Horsey Old Ladies In Shit Clothes And The City, shouldn’t it?’ and, of course, ‘Can they really get away with replicating this crap word for word and calling it a sequel?’
Well, the first Sex And The City 2 trailer has been unveiled and it would seem like the answer to that last question is a great big yes. But we wouldn’t want it any other way, right girls? We know what we want from Sex And The City 2, and that’s shoes and cocktails and shoes and fabulousness and dresses and handbags and shoes and fabulousness and shoes and dresses and shoes and shoes and cocktails and shoes. And funny-looking old ladies. And shoes! Right girls? SHOES!
But we’re getting off-topic here. Let’s take a look at the Sex And The City 2 trailer…
But wait! That was such a dazzling cavalcade of fabulousness that you probably don’t even know what happened. Let’s slow things down and give the Sex And The City 2 trailer the decoding it jolly well needs…
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE ONE:
Look girls, it’s Sex And The City 2! All our old friends are here – there’s the woman from that new Hugh Grant film…
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE TWO:
… and the lesbian…
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE THREE:
…and the one with the sex tape!
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE FOUR:
And, look! Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler has decided to turn up as well, done up like some sort of slaggy geisha! Fabulous dress, Mickey!
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE FIVE:
Here we can see Sarah Jessica Parker confronted by her wardrobe. “What shall I wear today?” she thinks, “The outfit that makes me look like a transsexual prostitute, the outfit that makes me look like a malnourished child from a broken home or the outfit that makes me look like some sort of fucking ridiculous ungodly flamingo/dalmatian hybrid?” SPOILER ALERT: She wears all three three. At once.
SEX AND THE CITY 2 TRAILER SCENE SIX:
Some camels. We don’t know what sort of animals they’re all riding, though! Ha ha ha.
You may start thanking us now, Sex And The City fans.
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All Women Stalker says
I won’t gush because I know you wouldn’t like it. LOL. I can’t wait for this. And yes, it’s all about the shoes and fabulousness and dresses and handbags. LOL.
– Kaith
izle says
i have watched tv series.
izle says
i saw the first movie
Wench says
I am far, far too excited for this sequel.
Mainly because of the shoes.
And the dresses.
And the bags.
And because I’m a sad bint without a boyfriend who’s living vicariously through some old bitches.
But still – that Mickey Rouke comment actually made piss leave my body. Too funny!
Joke Police says
Comment of the Decade?
stella says
What did you expect? It’s basically about aging females on heat. The rest goes with the territory.
halo says
I want to know what wild animal is going to land on SJP’s head at the premiere. Other than that, the show was shite and the movies are the saem. A desperate attempt to separate fools from their money, fools will oblige.
Shoe Addict Less says
Shoes! Yes, it’s definitely all about the shoes. SATC 3, and yes there will be a three will still be about the shoes, I’m sure Manolo Blahnik will see to it. I’ll be watching and as you try desperately to hold down your lunch whilst eavesdropping on someones SATC lovefest, shoe addicts near and far will be feverishly hunting down whatever stiletto Sarah Jessica Parker coughs up on the big screen.
Tina says
For me, the SATC series has been really successful and the first movie was exactly what I was hoping for; as for the second one, I am sure it will deliver, too!
Hail to all of the 40+ and 50+ ladies in the World
because they are F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.!!!!!!
hoohaahee says
I dont know why, but everytime I see Sarah jessica parker, I feel the need to give her a sugar lump, some salt lick and a brushdown.
..and no, that in no way, shape or form was sexually motivated. Quite the opposite, in fact.
stella says
Because she’s got such a horsey face.
liseli izle says
the first movie was hella better.