Are you ready for back-to-back blog titles that make no fucking sense? Looks like Hollywood has been really influenced by the Twin Peaks reboot because things are getting weird as fuck. First, Hailey Baldwin is named hottest woman of the year, and now Kardashian Kroney Scott Disick is feeling up queen of the lot lizards, Bella Thorne.
While Kourtney Kardashian has been in Cannes making out with a 23-year-old male model, her baby-daddy Scott decided to do the classy thing and ask one of Kourtney’s little sister’s friends to go on vacation with him…also to Cannes. And given the fact that Bella Thorne MIGHT be a damn fool, she said yes.
Bella Thorne is friends with Kylie Jenner and has been for years. She’s also the exact same age as Kylie a.k.a she’s a teenager. Kourtney is Kylie’s oldest sister and Scott Disick is her 33-year-old baby daddy, making the pictures your about to see seem extra gross. See Figures 1 & 2:
Yep, that is 33-year-old father of three, Scott Disick, squeezing the fake breast of the mother of his child’s teenage sister’s friend.
I mean, Scott is probably just doing this because Kourtney has been in Cannes rubbing on some dude that looks like one of those guys who used to carry Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace on SNL back in the early 2000s, so I guess he just found the first legal child he could find to bring to the same city as Kourtney to have the paps catch him rubbing on her.
This whole thing is so fucking weird. And not even because Bella Thorne looks like Jeffree Star’s teenage sister who is assistant manager at Hot Topic and thinks wearing Chuck Taylors to prom made her really fun and quirky. See Fig. 3, Jeffree Star:
See Fig. 4, Bella Thorne:
I mean, I’m confused, but also just absolutely disgusted with Bella Thorne. I mean, what kind of girl starts fucking her friend’s older sister’s baby daddy.
I mean…yeah…I guess that is kind of similar to what Kylie Jenner did to Blac Chyna.
Jesus, kids today, am I right?!