I’ve always liked Scarlett Johansson. I mean, she’s a talented hot babe, so what’s not to like? However, this week I went from just liking Scarlett to thinking she’s totally fucking awesome. On September 4th, Scarlett gave birth to her first child with fianc? Romain Dauriac, a little girl that they named after two of The Golden Girls.
That’s right, Johansson upped her awesome game by naming her daughter Rose Dorothy, and as someone who fucking loves The Golden Girls and owns every season on boxset, I could not be more pleased. This kid is so fucking lucky; not only does she get to suck on Scarlett Johansson’s luscious boobies, she’s also named after two amazing bad bitches from one of the greatest television series of all time.
If I had to pick two of The Golden Girls to name my daughter after I probably would’ve gone with sassy little Sophia and queen of the harlots, Blanche, but overall I’m still impressed.
I’m sure she’ll eventually tell some stupid magazine like Elle that her and Romain lettuce named their daughter both of their grandmothers or some bullshit, but we’ll all know better.
Don’t expect to see any pictures of little Rose Dorothy anytime soon, though. I mean, Johansson is pretty fucking private and has yet to even confirm that she was ever really pregnant in the first place. I don’t even remember seeing any bump pics, and celeb bump watch is kind of my thaaaang. For all we know she’s probably already married to this French dude who I know nothing about other than the fact he hates socks and loves loafers (whatever man).
Anyway, with Scarlett Johansson for a mom and a name like Rose Dorothy, this girl is basically set for life. Good job, Scarjo. Props to you on your great baby naming skills. And props to Betty White and Bea Arthur for making those names awesome in the first place.
alekona says
Omg! U are 2 funny! Every article that i’ve read with ur name on it has made me laugh!