Russia. It’s a fabulous country isn’t it? It’s got spies with poison-tips umbrellas poking people ’til they die, amazing architecture, cool accents, an often baffling news channel (Russia Today is occasionally AMAZING) and, best yet, mental and powerful people.
We’ve already showed you why Vladimir Putin is much, much better than you… but what about the business magnates?
While we have Richard Branson messing around in his balloons and the assembled gargoyles of Dragons Den, Russia have people like Alexander Lebedev who likes to punch people spark out on televised debate shows. Seriously. Watch it over the jump.
Some Russian chatshow invited Alexander Lebedev – who owns the Independent and the London Evening Standard – to shoot the breeze with property cheese Sergei Polonsky.
Alas, when debating with an ex-KGB agent as Lebedev is, he might not bother with all those words and instead, prefer to smack you in the gob.
The Leb says of it:
“In a critical situation, there is no choice. I see no reason to be hit with the first shot. I neutralised him,”
And here, we can see Alexander cracking Sergei in the face, leaving us to ponder a world where British television has the nuts to resolve debates in such a manner.
Just imagine Paddy Ashdown roundhouse kicking Dimbleby in the head while a horrified Harriet Harman looks on, hoping no-one has noticed the smut that her husband just texted her.
WATCH.
via: Bitterwallet
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