Hollywood actor Russell Crowe has pleaded guilty to having a hissy fit in a Manhattan hotel where he lobbed a phone at a concierge because he had trouble calling his wife from it.
The Gladiator actor pleaded guilty to third degree assault and has been sentenced to a conditional discharge, meaning he mustn’t get arrested for one year. This is going to prove rather tricky for the big brute as he likes nothing more than a bit of fisticuffs on a Saturday night, followed by a vindaloo and eight pints of Fosters.
As well as Russell Crowe’s (DVDs) conditional discharge, he has come to an arrangement with Nestor Estrada – the poor,
traumatised concierge – in the form of a fat cheque, originally reported to be for around $11 million, but more likely to be in the area of a low six-figure sum.
Following his arrest back in June, Crowe publicly apologised on the David Letterman show, saying the incident was:
“Possibly the most shameful situation that I’ve ever gotten myself in
in my life, and I’ve done some pretty dumb things in my life.â€
Russell Crowe was pretty hard on himself there because – let’s face it -
he’s caused far more harm to the rest of the world than he has to the
now-very-rich concierge. Let us remind ourselves of some of these
highly shameful and disturbing instances:
His band 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts‘s 1998 album Gaslight – we all make mistakes Russ, now just don’t do it again.
His early stage name was Russ Le Roq – Russ the Cock might have suited better.
The 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts 2001 album Bastard Life or Clarity – erm, yeah, he didn’t learn from the last time.
He attacked BBC executive Malcolm Gerrie in 2002 for cutting his poem from the BAFTA broadcast – he was clearly doing Russell, and TV
viewers, a favour.
The 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts 2003 album Other Ways of Speaking – for the love of God, stop, please!
Shady acting, beginning with a role in Neighbours, ending in…well, we’re still waiting for the end.
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[story by Joanna Sim]


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Oh you are spot-on, except, it’s 10 schooners of VB, a bottle of Booker’s Bourbon and a couple of bottles of his fav Cardonnay…