A good sign for an impending marriage is that it’s not a California gay one. Those types of marriages never make it, possibly because of the lawyers and what-not.
As far as non-California, non-gay marriages go though, Katy Perry & Russell Brand will probably have a great one. After all – they share a barber, which if you add it up over time will really save on gas. This helps because the number one marriage breaker-upper in the world is money trouble. There are other steps the Brand/Perrys are taking to solidify their marriage base too – like paying a therapist to make them both ease up on their annoying tendencies lest things begin to crumble before either one has a claim to the other’s money.
Can’t have that now, can we? Their therapist probably doesn’t think so.
Imagine for a second being married to Russell Brand and hearing him tell you yet again that he was once in a movie with that stupid Adam Sandler. All you want to do is read a book by the lamp light while you wear your married lady glasses, and suddenly you’ve got to stop right in the middle of chapter three to pretend you’d never heard that story before. Annoying right?
And Katy Perry – she’s no dummy. She knows the storm that’s coming. After all, she was there when Brand asked for her hand in what will probably be a hygienically sticky marriage. She knows that if her matrimony is to last forever she’s gonna have to change Brand fast.
Actress Archives says something like that, anyway:
“They only just got engaged seven months ago, but Katy Perry are already in therapy. The couple reportedly spends an hour a day with a relationship therapist via a three way conference call…Relationship counseling was Katy?s idea because she was adamant they should make their relationship rock solid.
“Russell, who was a self confessed man whore…”
Yes, yes that seems like a pretty good place to leave off that quote.
Now if you recall, the two were engaged at the beginning of the year or something, and experts claim that without a doubt they’ll have desperately ugly, blue haired kids before the next solar eclipse. It’s predicted on the Mayan calendar actually. Also Nostradamus saw it, and it’s on page 12 of the Quran.
Plus, most geneticists will probably say their kids will be ugly too. Maybe their therapist should prep them for that while the clock’s already ticking.
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