It was pretty obvious to all of us here obsessed with celebrities we don’t actually know in real life that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke’s marriage was in some deep trouble, even before they officially separated.? He just reeked of dirty dog, and she seemed like too much of a class act to put up with his bullshit forever.
When shit hit the fan and she left his ass, Thicke stopped dry humping groupies long enough to start pathetically?groveling for Paula back. It was so awkward to witness, but also sad because I don’t know anyone who really thought any of it would work.? And it seems it didn’t.
Robin Thicke went from being a d-list white guy singing R&B and riding the coattails of his famous sweater wearing dad, to an A-list crossover singer in a pretty short time thanks mostly in part to his rape-y vibed songs like “Blurred Lines.”? With the fame came much higher quality groupies and female fans willing to drop it all for him.?? And Thicke had no qualms about using his newfound fame to step out on his wife of many years, Paula Patton, whenever he felt like it.
Now, there had been a lot of rumors that the two had an “open marriage” of sorts, but from what it looked like, Robin had the open marriage and Paula had the embarrassment of being cheated on constantly.? After pictures surfaced of Thicke with his hand on some young chick’s ass in a club that he hooked up with, Patton was done.? She left Robin, and he went on a public mission to try and her win her back.
Thicke constantly talked about getting his wife back, about how he knew he didn’t deserve her but he loved her. He even went so far as to name his most recent flop of an album Paula, which I think was supposed to be sweet but came off pathetic and kind of creepy.?? Eventually though the weeks passed, Paula didn’t come running back, and Thicke’s public fawning over saving his marriage died away.
On October 3rd, Paula Patton finally hit the “delete” button on her marriage and filed for divorce.? Of course, she checked off “irreconcilable differences” because there is no option for “dirt bag STD riddled cheating husband.”??It pretty much shocked no one, though I was a little surprised it took this long.? I don’t know if she actually was contemplating giving his skank ass a second chance, or if she was?just enjoying watching Robin look like a fool, which I totally would have done.? I am really hoping it is the latter, because that asshole deserves it.
Now that Thicke will be completely free from his wife, I wonder what his next move will be.? Continuing to try and pretend he is a decent guy?? Going back to his whoring ways, but on a whole new level?? I am seeing lots of “leaked” stories of Robin with strippers and drunk college girls in his future.? Thank God Paula was smart enough to leave him.
Bajoris says
I’ll take his leftovers anytime. So who is he piledriving now?
tou says
His right hand!
Hayford Harley Huges says
Hurray….. happy marriage to u guys