Robert Pattinson. A man so boring that he can stare at a bag of peanuts and they’ll wither into Sun-Pat before his lifeless eyes. A man so criminally dull that air turns stagnant when he wakes up in the morning.
And so, in a bid to show us that he has some personality, he’s gone and done a good deed.
While in Los Angeles – the town where even the roads are made out of a silicon – R-Patz bought a tramp an acoustic guitar, leaving the tramp glaring at this hollow figure thinking ‘money, food or Special Brew would’ve been nice, you ingrate.’
It appears that the Twilight star noticed that a homeless man didn’t have a guitar. Everyone else walking by noticed the more pressing issue of the vagrant not having a house either, but hey ho.
And so, ever thoughtful, Rob went to a nearby music store and bought a red electric guitar. Realising that the homeless man didn’t have an amp, or indeed, any plug sockets in which to power the thing, he went back and bought an acoustic.
Holidaymakers Luke Jones and girlfriend Kirsty Rowlands recognised Pattinson and said:
“Robert quickly went back to his car and drove off. The busker was totally shell-shocked. He had no idea who Robert was ? I think he thought the guitar was stolen.?
Of course, the vagrant in question can only remember the guitar. It is rumoured that he found Pattinson so terminally boring that he daydreamed that the guitar simply presented itself to him, floating on some particularly unremarkable air which may or may not have had the whiff of chastity vampire about it.
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Tish says
You people are about as cruel as they come. Stop being such asses. My father always said if you can’t something nice about someone don’t say nothing at all. My advice to you is shut the hell up.
lily says
Oh wow. This is a new low for hecklespray. Yikes. You can’t even recognize kindness.
Nathan says
“if you can
Nathan says
That’s before even get into the fact you omitted the word ‘say’ from your sentence.
JoeMomma says
The one thing I want to know did the guitar glitter after he touched it!?
*SQUEEEE*
Mangosta says
‘Shut the hell up’? I see that you don’t take your own father’s advice. Is that any way to respect him? You need to say a dozen ‘Hail Fathers’ to make amends or maybe fashion a wax effigy in his image then prostrate yourself before it in supplication.
Don says
Perhaps you guys should look up the word “busking”, which is what the homeless guy was doing. I.E. He was playing a crappy guitar for money. So giving the guy a NEW guitar was thoughtful.
Kristen says
Wow…So he’s boring because he’s not Lindsay Lohan and living his every move through the media. But then when he goes and does something nice for someone and it’s just considered a ploy to show he has “personality”??? The guy just can’t win, can he? It’s to bad that when a celebrity is just doing the job he loves and is not doing it so he can always be in the tabloids and be a media whore and is acting because he wants to just ACT and other than that wants to live his life privately just like any other human being, that he’s considered boring. This is the stupidest article I’ve ever read. I actually find it pretty cool that he did something nice for someone just because he wanted to and not for a bunch of a attention like most of the celebrities out there.
regina says
My question is when has he ever been dull. I think hes about the least dull person you can find. Hes played all these didferent roles in each of his movies and he says whatever pops into his head during interviews. Not mention the things he says and does at award shows. Plus the original article said that he gave the man money before he noticed the old guitar.
Shey says
I’d just like to say that he DID give the guy money. He noticed the homeless guy’s busted up guitar when he was giving him money.
Also, give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give the man a fishing rod, he eats for a lifetime. What? Did you guys want Rob to take the homeless man to his house and adopt him or something? Would that make him a nice guy? When was the last time YOU gave someone five bucks out of kindness?
Geez, he just cannot win, can he.
Cookie Monster says
“Give the man a fishing rod, he eats for a lifetime”.
I had to pick myself up off of the floor after reading that. Precious, Shey; quite precious. Please do keep the rodding up.
To answer your question, it was yesterday. The breakfast was okay, the coffee was stale, but she did her best. Kind-of-ness costs five bucks over the bill, right?