As cack-handed compliments go, Robert Pattinson praising Kristen Stewart’s portrayal as a vampire takes some beating. Essentially, what he’s saying is, is that she really is very good at looking devoid of life and entirely pale and hallowed out.
Lovely stuff.
Of course, this is all being said because Kristen Stewart’s Bella transforms into a vampire in ‘Breaking Dawn’. Yet, it really is a bit on the nasty side for R-Patz to reward her for looking dead, then couple it up with a statement about how it seems to come ever so naturally to the actress.
Basically, what Pattinson is saying about a girl that he (allegedly) likes to push his glans into, is that she’s very much like a corpse that is being operated by three men with a bike pump. She slips into character so easily because that’s what she’s like as a person.
What a devlishly handsome and chivalrous swine that Pattinson kid is!
He says:
“It’s like she wanted to do it the entire time. It’s really funny, it’s like a completely different environment onset when she’s a vampire and when she’s not. I think she’s going to do it really well.”
He wasn’t the only one to liken Kristen Stewart to a wheezing example of the undead. Pattinson’s onscreen dad, Peter Facinelli, also chipped in and noted how deathly the actress is.
“She’s doing really well. She looks fantastic.”
Fantastic normally means ‘beautiful’, however, we need to point out once more that they are saying that the actress really does appear to be something that has perished. Something dead. The deceased.
Still, you fans of necrophilia can have a blast in the next movie as there is a sex scene between Pattinson and Stewart. That’s right! A dead penis inside a rotting vagina! How lovely!
Sickos.
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Tim says
Just so you know, the actors are NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRAP Stephanie M. wrote. They got lucky to be casted and made good, money. Good for them. Crazy fans, mostly middle age women , harass them daily .Both actors avoid public exposure and stay humble , or as you say -boring. Being young and boring in crazy America is a great compliment.
damourkrist says
Kristen Stewart is anything but humble, the egomaniac thinks she’s the next Jodie Foster