Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been toying with the hearts of Twilight fans everywhere ever since this whole “I fucked my director” thing. Will they get back together or won’t they, everyone’s been asking. The couple has been yo-yoing their poor fans around for way too long now, as if Twi-hards don’t have enough problems as it is with the whole having shitty taste in movies thing.
The latest news is that the two are shacking up again, in what is supposedly a “trial run” for a total and complete reconciliation. I’m no psychic, but let me just tell you now: these two will get back together. At least for the next few months. Because can you imagine the massive disappointment of not seeing them walk the red carpet hand in hand for the final Twilight premiere? Millions of hearts would be broken. Billions of tears would be shed. Lives would be ruined.
Robert and Kristen are obligated to reconcile for the greater good of Twilight fans everywhere.
Especially this one:
Of course, they’re still milking this whole “are they/aren’t they” thing for all it’s worth, because it’s just damn good publicity leading up to the movie.
An insider told Italy’s Grazia magazine:
“He has warned Kristen that he might never be able to forgive and forget. But he’s agreed to give it a month to see if they can make it work. If they can’t, he says he will walk away?they are taking baby steps. He has also requested that they don’t talk about Rupert or what happened.”
So just in case people start to accept this, and maybe, I don’t know, get the fuck over it, their “insiders” are making sure this breakup stays open-ended. This way, people are still talking about it and we’ll all make sure to go see Breaking Dawn, Part 2, in theaters November 16.
If you think I’m just being cynical, the couple apparently recently met up together, along with their reps, in order to discuss the status of their relationship. Because I know the first thing I think during a breakup is, “What does the person in charge of my career have to say about this?” Anyway, word is, their reps encouraged a reconciliation for the upcoming release of Breaking Dawn, Part 2, in theaters November 16.
According to Sugarscape, Kristen started crying during one of these meetings, and Rob “crumbled.” But to avoid looking like a complete pushover, Rob agreed to take her back with the stipulation that this would be a one-month “trial” period.
To be fair, in the real world, this probably is what would happen. Well, maybe without the publicist-come-couples counselor thing. But other than that, these things happen. You’re in love, one of you fucks up, but you can’t bring yourself to end the relationship, so you drag it out as long as you can until it just gets depressing, and then you realize you’re young, there are plenty of other people to bone in the world, and life is short. You move on.
I give the whole thing until November 19.
toni says
Why give it a trial period. Cut your lose and move on. Smile on the promotional tour, thank the fans, never look Kristen’s way and run and never look back. She’ll find another sucker to fool and another sucker to fool and another sucker to fool.
ap says
trial period or just waiting for the BD to be over.the studio is promoting the movie at the expense of Rob looking like a desperate cuckolded fool and a doormat.bet Rob cant stand to be near Kristen if he has a choice.after the Bd he will kick her to the curb for good,nothing force them to be near each other
Kia says
Damage control just in time for the movie premiere. They are only fooling the little idiots that follow the fake garbage. RP and KS are both looking like desperate lowlife worms. This movie studio can make these two worms do anything. KS is so fake and RP is spineless worm.
bb says
please spare Rob.he is just the victim of the insanity right now.bet everything thats going on is with out his blessings.he has no publicist while Kristen lived under her publicist skiry right now
bb says
what I meant she lived under her publicist skirt
B2DCab says
They don’t owe the crazies anything but a performance in a shitty movie. They never discussed their “status” before now. Rob still hasn’t. Good for him for sticking to his professed values of keeping his personal life private. And even if Rob is just playing along by staying quiet – so what. Crazy fans, publicists and tabloids be making stuff up – always have, always will. No matter what he says or doesn’t say…
Reality Check says
You’re acting as if all this “insider” gossip is the truth, what a joke! Rob’s friends don’t talk, never have. All the leaking and PR is coming from the one who has a full time PR team headed by Ruth Bernstein, and that’s Kristen Stewart. She’s the one who planted all the reconciliation stories, and they’re all fake.
For the past 4 weekends in a row, Rob has been seen out in LA and NY with other women. Photographed, not just rumors or fake tweets. His actions speak louder than words. And they didn’t meet with Summit to discuss their relationship, they met to discuss how to handle BD2 promo. They used to do interviews at the press junket together, but obviously, Rob has refused to even be seen with her since her cheating scandal broke in July. He’s not interested in taking her back. You don’t sit at the Electric Bar with your arm around a hot blonde if you’re trying to work things out with you cheating ex-girlfriend, do you?
Rob’s going around acting like a single man isn’t getting as much coverage because he doesn’t have a PR team and he never talks about his private life. He’ll walk the red carpet, but not with her, and he wont do joint interviews, either. That’s what the big meeting was about, and KStew may have cried, but I’m fairly sure Rob didn’t cave on anything. He still hasn’t been seen out in public or private with her since July. He’s not milking the publicity, he’s moving on with his life. It’s too bad she can’t do the same.
Lucy says
I’m not sure how refusing to be seen with her can be interpreted as being a spineless worm. He has never confirmed the reconciliation stories and he never discusses his private life, he just goes about his business leading his own life, as a single man.
Because the media is too stupid to cover him partying every weekend on both coasts, as a single man, it’s not his fault. He’s sure doing his part, ask the blonde in NY who practically sat in his lap a weeks ago Saturday. He’s not feeding the reconciliation rumors, his actions speak louder than words. He won’t walk the red carpet with her or do interviews either, he’s already moved on. It will be nice when the media and fans catch up.