Remember Robert Pattinson? Apart from those of you who become aroused at the very sight of his perfectly square face, chances are, you barely recall him because he’s just so amazingly dull. So dull that no-one has ever heard the end of one of his sentences. Ever.
The only thing of note is that everyone assumes that he’s in a relationship with the also criminally dull Kristen Stewart.
He’s never confirmed or denied this, which has left bleating writers from glossy magazines thrilling about a potential love like it’s the greatest love-story ever told, despite the fact that neither of them have really warranted our interest… and that includes that awful chastity vampire-fest, Twilight.
And now, in a bid to wake us all up from our tedious slumber, R-Pattz has muttered something out of that near-motionless mouth of his that he probably is in a relationship with the also irritatingly nicknamed K-Stew.
During the panel event at Comic-Con, Rob and Kristen cuddled/fell asleep and propped each other up and photographers surrounded them.
At some point, someone noticed that he said:
“Kristen only watches the cooking channel. She has a TV in the make-up trailer.?
Someone then wrote it down on a pad with the addendum of ‘Maybe they’re in a relationship? Find out’.
Alas, when he added:
“Having the cooking channel on all the time in every room.”
…the entire throng slumped to the ground and didn’t wake up for a whole 48 hours. The assembled press were only aroused when someone sent in Ryan Reynolds who irritated them all into being awake again.
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Kara says
I met Kristen, she’s anything BUT dull. Have you? nah, didn’t think so. You sound like a bitter shrew. Get a life and stop picking on good people.
Mangosta says
She’s ANYTHING but dull? So she’s hysterical, coquettish, nervous, ebullient, murderously psychotic, wormlike, delusional, lofty, spherical and dribbly. Among other things.
En says
Heve you been playing with Webster dictionary again? Wow, you are obssessed with her. Big time.For comfort hug your Edward pillow. Perhaps you can last till next Twilight film. But again, I am not so sure.