These are tough times for Rihanna – now that she’s dumped Chris Brown, there’s nobody left to punch her in the face.
But help may be at hand. Apparently Rihanna has been linked to Frankie Delgado from The Hills. It’s weird – Frankie doesn’t have a violent temper, a girl’s voice or ridiculous dentistry, so he’s definitely not Rihanna’s type.
Not that it matters, anyway, because Frankie Delgado has denied any romantic involvement with Rihanna. She’s probably holding out for Spencer Pratt – after all, going out with turds seems to be her thing, so she may as well shoot for the moon.
Things have gone a little quiet on the whole Rihanna/ Chris Brown front lately, haven’t they? It’s almost as if a one-time bout of fisticuffs between two people we honestly don’t care about can’t sustain two full months of daily news. Rubbish.
Rihanna certainly seems to be doing a pretty good job of moving on from it all; now that she’s reportedly split up with Chris Brown – for some reason – it’s time for her to broaden her romantic horizons. And since the only things she presumably wants in a man is someone who a) doesn’t have a face like a rodent with a motor skills deficiency trying to chew a toffee and b) doesn’t keep trying to choke her unconscious all the bloody time, Rihanna pretty much has the run of most men on the planet.
And the man that Rihanna has come closest to settling on at the moment is Frankie Delgado from The Hills. Frankie Delgado is probably most famous for being the most pointless member of The Hills cast, which is pretty sterling work considering that the show is also the home of Heidi Montag, Brody Jenner and someone called Brent Bolthouse who, despite his name, isn’t even a gay porn star.
Or at least that’s what Frankie Delgado was most famous for. Now he’s most famous for either being the man who’s offered Rihanna a potentially romantic shoulder to cry on or the man who’ll one day wake up to find Chris Brown angrily grawing through one of his shins as a violent act of toothy retribution. It doesn’t matter which one.
Not that Frankie Delgado is having any of this Rihanna nonsense anyway, as MTV reports:
At the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Delgado reportedly told the site that the two are “just friends.” Delgado said he thinks the chatter got started because “she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.” Asked how Rihanna is doing, Delgado said only, “She’s good.”
Although it’d be nice to say that Rihanna had managed to get on with her life in the wake of what must have been one of the most painful and humiliating moments in her life, it looks like ‘just friends’ is as close as she’s going to get to Frankie Delgado.
Probably a good thing too, because Rihanna would probably only end up giving him an STD and infuriating him with his funny voice or something until he started sleeping around and beating her up in a manner that she’d completely deserve. See, the internet? We do listen to you after all.
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vicktoria says
wow, thats really interesting
i feel alot of cruelty towards chris in this article, i mean i dont like wat he did but honestly just life an inch of cruelty off of him ok? its not guna help rihanna or chris (we kno that for sure) but really? you gotta be kidding me, grow up honestly, ur f*kkin rediculous, and thats y im happy im one of the 1st ppl commenting. no body was there and yes i agree there is no excuse for a guy hitting a gurl but just because rihanna is the victim doesnt mean she didnt do anything wrong! but we will never really know
Shooty* says
“Just because someone is the victim doesn’t mean they didn’t do anything wrong”
Good lord, that’s superior judicial reasoning on a par with Lord Denning in his heyday.
“just life an inch of cruelty off of him ok”
Less clear on that though.
mohamed tunis says
i think rihanna and chris brown make up a good match
Ma VIshus says
This article is actually bashing Rihanna more than it is bashing Chris… sad part is.. SHE is the victim. Since the media is pretty one-sided,.. we do not know what really transpired (sounds like even the smallest amount of information though painted the perfect picture… enough for the WORLD.. who supposedly DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE PAIR to weigh in with opinions. Interesting.. indeed! Whoever took the time to write this article is probably a pretty arrogant fool (Stuey.. that would be YOU buddy). I just hope Mr. Heritage is also JUST A KID… much like Rihanna and Chris are. That would be the only reasonable explaination for such ignorance.
Just a little fact from your local CA District Attorney… Most battered people,.. once the scares heel and the focus turns on the aggresor, tend to “backslide” or go back with the person.
Crazy in love.. means just that. When you are in love.. your brain gives off these endorphins that make you a bit dillusional. Since Rihanna is reportedly no longer with Brown,.. I’d have to assume that she is no longer thinking “crazy”. She’ll be okay. All she needs is time to see how many people actually CARE AND ARE CONCERNED for her well being. What she DOESN’T NEED is a uninformed, opinionated, judgemental FLAKE continuing to throw dirt on her name.
If she’s over it.. we should all be able to let it go!
If you were saying that she did not represent herself well in the eyes of little girls .. as far as being the rolemodel that she is, that’d be an educated opinion. But you wrote an entire article that took no side and only bashed the entire situation and both parties involved.
This is the worst written trash I’ve ever read.. IN MY OPINION!!!
-Vishus