Typically, a rumor about two sexy single celebrities hooking up at a party would be completely believable, so this whole “Rihanna made out with Leonardo Dicaprio” thing should be buyable, right? Yet?for some reason, I’m just not buying it. On January 10th, Leo and Riri both attended a party at the Playboy mansion, where they were seen getting “hot and heavy” (more like she’s hot, he’s getting heavy, amirite?).
A source says things between the two got pretty steamy and they were swapping spit (the source LEGIT said swapping spit, which makes me think my mom after several white Russians is the source because I can’t imagine anyone else would say that kind of shit). However, I’m skeptical of the whole thing because, regardless of how hot Rihanna is, she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, and that’s kinnnnnda Leo’s thing.
For the past decade, Leonardo Dicaprio has strictly been sticking his dick in blond Victoria’s Secret models, or chicks who could pass for blond Victoria’s Secret models (i.e. Blake Lively). Now, I think Rihanna is hot enough to be a lingerie model, and she’s got the height and build for it, but that doesn’t matter to Leo. He likes his girls white, blond, under 25, and to have walked in at least one Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Rihanna is a whopping 26 (27 this year, GASP) making her waaaaaaaay too old for Leo.
Friends say that regardless of what my drunk mom and some other people on Twitter say, Rihanna and Leo might’ve engaged in some harmless flirting, but they definitely didn’t make out. I mean, I can understand why Rihanna might consider making out with Leo. Like myself, she was born in the late 80’s, and growing up in the 90’s, what with “Romeo + Juliet” and “Titanic” and all, making out with Leo was like the ultimate dream. However, now his face looks like Demi Moore’s crotch circa 1983 (can someone please tell me how many times I’ve referenced that woman’s 1980’s pubic hair?) and all he really does is look like the creepy bearded pervert in the back of other people’s photos:
Yeah, this picture was taken at the same party Leo and Riri allegedly made out. Maybe why I’m having trouble believing the whole thing happened…
Truth says
Yeah, I don’t think Leo would associate with that skunk ape in any way, shape, or fashion. He has too much class for that ghetto trash.
CNJ says
Krysta, I love your articles. I laugh out out loud. “Amirite?” Yes, girl, you are!
Love says
This is to Truth.. Class obviously U know nothing about That!! Ape Skunk Hoe take several seats!! Riri is Beautiful and Talented. U racist Trailer park Trash.. Wet Dog!!
Love says
Looks like to me Riri wouldn’t dare kiss Leo looking like A Damn Cave Man!!
Love says
And another thing!!! Men like different Types of Women She may not be a Victoria Secret Model, but she could B if she wanted to. Hell y’all just mad cause Leo wanna try some chocolate!! Don’t B Mad!! Riri Haters!!!